Warning, you are about to enter….the Potty Mouth zone.

Yes back by popular demand is W.T.F. Wednesday.  If you missed the first one, you can find it here.

These are my W.T.F.’s from this past week, brought to my attention via internet news sites, facebook or twitter.

Springfield Man Arrested For Stomping On Hawk  via Facebook

The police just happened to be cruising down the street when they slowed down to take a picture of a hawk feasting on its prey.  All of a sudden a man appeared and threw a log at the bird, then took a candlestick he was holding and hit the bird again.  The officers reacted but apparently not before the man had begun to stomp on the bird.

Now listen, I won’t lie to you, I’m not a bird lover myself …I don’t put birdseed out in my yard, but I do draw the line at stomping on birds.  Especially a Hawk.

I think that bird could F*ck. You. Up.

W.T.F. George McKenzie you are 64 f*cking years old, have you learned nothing in your life?  W.T.F. was running through your mind?  Did a hawk piss in your Cheerios or did you just get up on the wrong side of bed and think, “I’m gonna stomp on the first thing I see?”

You better hope that bird doesn’t get the word out to his support system, you won’t be able to walk down the street without a bird shitting on your head.

Oh and when you get out of jail, invest in some windshield washer fluid, I have a feeling you’re going to need it.

Seen on Twitter…..posted by PupFan

Saw woman playing w/phone & walking dog on Flexi leash. Dog almost got run over when he walked into an intersection. #wtf #irresponsible

W.T.F. irresponsible is right, PupFan.

Number one, doesn’t everyone know not to walk dogs on Flexi leashes?  Have you ever dropped one of those bad boys?  Yeah, they make a loud noise AND they chase your dog.

Which….yes, yes you know makes your dog run faster.

Number two, pay attention to your dog!  They are valuable and precious and bring so much joy. Put your phone down and enjoy your time together!

They are also a lot harder to walk after they’ve been hit by a f*cking car.

And Finally from our esteemed NFL players.

I know you’re wondering…..W.T.F. are NFL players doing on a dog blog.  I promise if you follow it through, you’ll see how it all makes sense.

The “Bounty” Scandal.

The way I understand it, some of the coaches and players of the Super Bowl Champion New Orleans Saints participated in a bounty program.  The accusation is that  opposing players had ‘bounties’ on their heads and if you were the players that ‘took them out’ you won the pool because you ‘brought the pain.’

W. T. F.?

Siriously, New Orleans. W. T. F. ?

You thought it was ok to hurt Brett Favre and Kurt Warner but somehow no-one ever tossed Michael Fucking Vick’s name into the pool? W.T.F. is wrong with you?

Who do I talk to about rectifying this?  Does anyone tweet with Sean Payton? Does anyone know to to put a paypal widget on WP blog? 😉

These are the things that left me shaking my head and muttering…..W.T.F.  How about you, what made you say, “W.T.F.” this week?