Long time readers will know I have a thing for potty humor.  Honestly, some of my best posts and subsequent comments come when I write a post about dog poop.  I have no idea where this comes from. I just know that me and a friend of mine, find an awful lot of humor discussing poop.

A long time ago we found the Ultimate Poopie list.  We got a lot of laughs from that list.  

When you walk dogs you pick up poop.  When you pick up poop (or watch your dog poop) you think of things.  Things like the Ultimate Poopie list.  Somehow this weekend while I was walking the dogs and thinking about this, I started thinking about a poopie list for dogs.  Then somehow, I got side-tracked with Fairy Tales and before you know it, I came up with Grimms Brothers type poopie list for dogs.  Special thanks to my friend One Person’s View for the awesome title.

So without further ado here is my Grimm Poopie list for dogs. This one’s for you David!

• The Rapunzel (a.k.a. Where did that long hair come from?) The poopie that looks like it’s trying to climb down from a tower, but just can’t manage it.  (Sometimes you gotta help a puppy out.)
• The Aladdin – You wish you had a Genie to make the big, smelly poopie disappear.
• The Little Red Riding Hood – This happens when you’re staring at your dog’s bung hole and that little red eyelid thing shows up, freaking you out and causing you to frantically text your vet tech friends and in a blind panic, you call your vet hyperventilating thinking there is something wrong.
• The Hansel and Gretel – Because some dogs walk while they’re doing their business and effectively leave a trail indicating where they’ve been.
• The Rumpelstiltskin – Siriusly, the boxer down the street told them there was a way to turn tennis ball fuzz into gold.
• The Pinocchio (a.k.a. poop doesn’t lie) – I swear mom, I did not eat your (insert item here).  The proof  (as they say) is in the pudding…in a manner of speaking.
• The Little Engine that Could – Sometimes it just takes time.
• The Dog Who Cried Wolf – I really did have to go, it’s just I saw a squirrel and got distracted.
• The Ugly Duckling – No explanation required.

Not fairy tales, but certainly classics.

• The Wizard of Oz – the poopie is so big and smelly you’ll wish you weren’t in Kansas anymore.
• Alice in Wonderland – You wonder how a dog that small can make a poopie THAT big, or how a dog that BIG can have such a small poopie.

Of course some poopies are just like children’s games – Hide ‘N Go Seek – You know the dog poopied, you saw the dog poopie, you just have to go and find it.

Ollie, Ollie Oxen Free.