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Dumb-Assery – It’s an Industry Term

November 10, 2014 By Jodi

Welcome to the Dumb Ass Dog Owner (DADO) blog hop, hosted by Tales from the Backroad and Heart Like a Dog.

It's true, the world is full of dumb ass dog owners.

So it’s true what they say?  The world is full of dumb ass dog owners?

Everyone has met one, or at least heard of one. Maybe you live next door to one.  It seems to me like they are everywhere.

I often wonder if I googled my address if there would be an arrow pointing to my neighborhood stating “Dumb Ass Dog Owner’s Neighborhood.  If you’re a dumb ass, move here.”

It’s true, I’ve had more than my fair share of encounters with dumb ass dog owners.  I say fair, because I can’t even count HOW many of these encounters I’ve had.

I had to think long and hard about which story I’d share.  I finally settled on the Bulldogs.  Yes, I’ve written about them before but it was quite some time ago, so it bears pulling out and sharing again.

We have three Bulldogs that live across the street.  They MIGHT be nice dogs if they had owners that 1) socialized them 2) let them off their deck 3) were home at reasonable hours.

These dogs go out on the deck first thing in the morning and stay out there all day long, sometimes late into the night.  In fact, before this couple had their child (yes, as if they didn’t leave their dogs enough, they now have a child that takes up more of their time) there were days/nights where they wouldn’t come home until 10 or 11 at night. And the dogs would be on the deck that entire time.

Take a look at the deck.

The little wading pool is filled with water.

The little wading pool is filled with water.

Notice the lumps on the deck?  That's dog poop.

Notice the lumps on the deck? That’s dog poop.

Yes, the dogs shit on the deck and every so often the male owner goes out and shovels it off the deck into the grass. Shovels it off.  

Since these people have been living here, my dogs have had three altercations with them.  The first two encounters were with Sampson and it happened with Hubby.  One of those times one of the dogs actually bit Sampson.

The last encounter was with Delilah.  Delilah the dog who takes no shit.

We were finishing up our walk, one house away from home, Hubby and Sampson were ahead of us.  It was dark.  A car was coming down the street.  It happened so fast.  I heard a noise from my left and two of the Bulldogs came tearing across the road right in front of the car.

They were immediately on Delilah, growling, snapping and barking.  I didn’t know what to do.  One minute we were having a lovely walk, the next minute three dogs were circling me, trying to kill each other.  

Instinctively I dropped her leash.  There was no way I was going to let her feel trapped and unable to defend herself, especially with two on one.

The male owner was outside with them (thankfully) and he came running across the street, and flung himself on the ground.  He said something.  I can’t remember what it was, but it had something to do with his dogs going after Delilah and I responded with something along the lines of “She’ll give it right back to them, she won’t just take it.”

It seemed like minutes passed, but I think in reality it was probably less than a minute.  The owner was on the ground, I seem to recall he used his foot to remove one of the dogs off the road and into the grass and had his arms wrapped around the other dog.  I don’t whether he was bit or not and I could care less.  If his dog bit him, if my dog bit him, if all the dogs bit him.  He’s a dumb ass.  

Once he got the dogs away from Delilah I was able to get her to leave the fight.  I got her home and checked her over and could find no bite marks, no blood, etc. 

Hubby and Sampson meanwhile had seen the entire thing.  Hubby said I handled the situation right, but I still felt awful.  

It’s a terrible thing to have hours and hours of hard work ruined by some Dumb Ass Dog Owner who doesn’t put any effort into his dogs and has no regard for those that do.  

The kicker is.  Both of the owners of these dogs are teachers.  Education is nothing if you are ignorant. 

And how do you educate the ignorant?

Badge courtesy of Mary from Tales from the Backroad

Badge courtesy of Mary from Tales from the Backroad

This is the Dumb Ass Dog Owners blog hop, hosted by Tales from the Backroad and Heart Like a Dog.  We encourage you to link up with us and share your stories of dumb-assery.  Maybe together we can figure out a way to get the point across.

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You Make Me Smile – November 9, 2014

November 9, 2014 By Jodi

You make me smile (or laugh,) the funny, sweet, loving things my dogs do on a daily basis that brings a smile to my face or a laugh to my lips.

Sampson and Delilah, when I tell you Daddy is coming home after being gone for five days and you run to the window to look….

Dogs-watching

You make me smile.

Your turn, what do your dogs do when either you or someone in your house has been gone for a while?  Do they watch at the window or the door?

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It’s a Dog, No It’s a Cat…Barks and Bytes

November 6, 2014 By Jodi

A few years back our daughter’s cat, Bob came to stay with us.  Bob Stone (isn’t that the cutest name for a cat?) is quite the character.  Unlike some cats, he adjusted quite well to living with dogs.  In fact, he adjusted so well, he began to act like a dog.  I called him a Cog. 

We work on having our dogs sit while we are putzing about in the kitchen.  Bob quickly learned that sitting while we worked earned him nibbles of treats.

Bob learned sitting would earn you a treat.

Bob learned sitting would earn you a treat.

Many days I would find Bob and Delilah side by side at the french door, watching for chipmunks, or just watching leaves fall.

Bob so wanted to be part of the dog’s pack, he would often times try to climb up on the bed when they were sleeping, but  most times the dogs would have none of it.  Then he would go sleep in crate, or curl up on one of the dog’s beds.

 

At least I can claim the crate.

At least I can claim the crate.

Bob was one of the first cats to sneak into a photo.  Sadly his phrase, "PhotoBobbing" never caught on.

Bob was one of the first cats to sneak into a photo. Sadly his phrase, “PhotoBobbing” never caught on.

I did write a little bit about Bob.  You can find those stories, here, and here.

I tell you this because I’m beginning to suspect Bob wasn’t the only animal in the house who started to pick up another species traits.

I’m speaking of course about Delilah.

Delilah who seems to think she’s capable of climbing up on the couch and curling up on your lap.  Except she can’t figure out how to curl up there.

Now what?  Bob made it look so easy.

Now what? Bob made it look so easy.

Delilah who thinks she can catch a chipmunk.

Delilah who has the knack for getting underfoot when you are trying to do something.  Like race to the kitchen to check on the food.

While she doesn’t wrap herself around my ankles like a cat can, she does have the uncanny talent of shoving her head between my legs.  Since she’s a large dog her head hits me right about crotch level.  Quite an unsettling moment when you bend over to pick something up and get shoved in the behind and then licked on the nose. 

Or when you’re trying to get ready for work and it looks like you having a baby that looks like a Chocolate lab.

I think the worse thing however is when you rush in the door in a hurry to use the bathroom.  Have you ever tried to pull your pants down with a dog’s head between your legs?

 

 

You're such a whiner and very uncoordinated I might add.

I thought you said you were a good multi-tasker?

 

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