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The Neighborhood Wave

April 28, 2015 By Jodi

I studied Communications in college. One of the things I love about being a Communication student is observing people and watching how they react to others.

Another poop post?  When will you grow up?

Don’t let her fool you, most of the time her communicating is done at the top of her lungs.

 My professor shared a story about getting on an elevator that had only one other person on it, and then taking a position right next to the existing passenger and observing how that person reacted.  Most people will move away if given the chance.

From time to time I conduct my own experiments.

One of my older experiments involved a man who stood at my street corner every morning waiting for the bus.

Initially I began my experiment with driving past him each morning and attempting to making eye contact.  Once he began making eye contact with me, I gave him a little head nod of acknowledgement. When he began bobbing back, I upped my game to smiling and waving at him.

All told it took about 2 weeks, but by the end of those two weeks, he was eagerly awaiting my approach, in fact you could tell by his body language how much he was anticipating the friendly morning wave.

I also make many observations. Some may call them assumptions, but you know what they say about assumptions. In this particular instance I am referring to them as observations.

As I patrol peruse walk the neighborhood with Sampson and Delilah each morning, we usually encounter a number of neighbors as they depart on their way to start their day.

I have to go on record as saying this is one of the un-friendliest neighborhoods I’ve ever lived in. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t need a neighbor crawling up my ass, but it would be nice to introduce yourself when someone moves in across the street from you.  I do know my neighbors on either side of me, well enough to stop for a quick chat when I catch them in the yard, and another older neighbor (across and up the street) with MS who absolutely adores my dogs.

Anywhoo, as stated in the first sentence, I’m a Communication’s Major and that means that I…well…I like to communicate.  I’m a social and friendly sort of gal so as we travel the neighborhood and pass people going about their business, I usually wave. It’s not a crazy wave, I refer to it as the Flipper, no not because I’m using a certain finger, it’s because I just sort of flip my hand up as I pass by. Sort of like a dolphin coming up out of water.

I get a variety of waves in return.

  • The Gomer Pyle  – This one comes from the newest member of the neighborhood. Her hand waves frantically back and forth, I’m guessing she’s just so damn happy someone in the neighborhood actually waves to her.
  • The Jeep Wave – If you’ve ever owned a Jeep, you’ll know this wave.  It’s a casual kind of wave where the hand remains on the wheel and the fingers just lift off ever so slightly. (My husband says it’s like belonging to a club or something.)
  • The Schultz – I see nothing, I know nothing. This person pretends they don’t see you and as such, they do not have to acknowledge you.
  • The Mr. Rogers – Typically this wave comes from the older generation. These are the peeps who raise their arm up so their hand is at about head level, the hand may or may not wave back and forth.
  • The Drill Sergeant – This isn’t actually a wave at all. It comes from the woman in this house.
The minute a foot touches the lawn in front of this fence, she opens her door and stands their arms crossed.

The minute a foot touches the lawn in front of this fence, she opens her door and stands their arms crossed.

I swear she has motion activated cameras somewhere, because as soon as the dogs approach the house, she opens her door and stands in the doorway with her arms crossed. If you wave at her…she ignores you.

  • The Heil Hitler – This person’s hand comes up almost like you were asking someone to stop, their eyes remain on the road, almost as if it was a requirement.

What kinds of waves do you observe in your neighborhoods?  Did you recognize any of mine?

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It’s Colder Than a Witch’s Tit (a Look at Crazy Sayings)

February 24, 2015 By Jodi

Sunday was beautiful, even though we got another 8 inches of snow the sun seems to understand its job.  The sun is warm and the temperatures rose into the 40’s.  The 40’s!  It was heavenly.  I actually walked the dogs with just a light jacket.

Then over night it got cold again and record cold is expected through 10:00 am this morning. Of course I bundle up when we walk, but the wind is biting.  I found myself saying, “It’s colder than a witch’s tit out here.”

Then I thought, what exactly does that mean?

Golden Lab

Some dogs get normal people for moms. Apparently I’m not one of them.

Are we talking actual body temperature?  Because if that’s the case, and a witch’s body temperature runs along the lines of the rest of us, that would mean that anything colder than say like 98 degrees is colder than a witch’s tit.

Or does it mean a witch is so butt ugly that nothing would attach to her boob?

I thought, wouldn’t it be fun to check out some other nonsensical sayings?

Here’s a few I found by googling.  You’ll find my interpretation in parenthesis.

  • It’s so cold that Bill Clinton is sleeping with his own wife in order to keep warm. (This one is self-explanatory.)
  • It’s so cold, my balls have became ovaries. (Obviously referring to a man.  Interpretation – his balls shrunk so freaking much they tucked themselves into his body.  No eggs though.)
  • It’s so cold when you opened the door to the house the small light in front went on! (I’m guessing this references the cold has seeped into the house making if feel like a refrigerator.)
  • The fire hydrant is begging a dog to pee on it. (Let’s face it, everyone likes a warm shower, especially in the cold.)
  • I’ve got to crank a steamer.  (We all know this refers to the warmth of poop when it exits the body.  The steam part is definitely emphasized in cold weather.)
  • It is so cold I could cut glass with my nipples. (Yup, when it’s cold the nipples get hard.  Those little puppies are so stiff, they’re hard as diamonds and yes, diamonds cut glass.)

How about you?  Do you have any cold weather sayings?  Do you want my interperation or do you have your own?  Would you like to share?

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Curiosity…it’s Not Just for Cats

September 15, 2014 By Jodi

What's that Mama, inquiring labs want to know.

What’s that Mama, inquiring labs want to know.

I think I'll just stick my lab-ra-nose right here and see what it is.

I think I’ll just stick my lab-ra-nose right here and see what it is.

What the Woof!

What the Woof!

Do you see that?  It moved, the dang thing moved!

Do you see that? It moved, the dang thing moved!

This happened last weekend on one of our walks.  I love watching her explore new things.  Of course I had the benefit of know what was going to happen.  But I love how she followed the steam of the sprinkler with her eyes.  What do your pets do when confronted with something they haven’t seen before?

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