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Follow Up Friday – February 28, 2014

February 28, 2014 By Jodi

Welcome to this week’s edition of Follow-Up Friday, the blog post where I highlight reader’s comments, answer some questions and generally wrap up my week.

Ready? Set? Here we go!

You Make Me Smile – February 23, 2014

These two comments really made me laugh!

Jackie Bouchard said, “Rita did something funny last night. She was outside barking her fool head off – I’m pretty sure at the neighbor’s cat. We called her in, but she wouldn’t come. Then she started shrieking!! My hubs ran out to see what was going on and she came FLYING into the house, looking for momma! I’m pretty sure the cat just ran at her or hissed at her, since I’ve seen that go down before. You should hear her scream…”

Carol Bondy said, “Luke lifted his leg to pee, with all the snow.  And fell over on his side…wet my pants funny.

But the Old Bed is SOOOO Comfy!

Vlad and Barkley’s Dee asked, “What I wish you’d tell me is, how do you get a dog to use a bed?”

Jan had a similar question.

I’m not sure I’m the right person to help you train this.  I will say that when Sampson was a puppy he was not allowed on the furniture or the bed.  He had a crate in the kitchen and his big dog bed in the living room.  Since he was a puppy and we were totally enamored, we spent a lot of time on the floor with him.  When Delilah joined us, we got her a bed and crate as well.  Of course, both of them sleep in our bed during the night.  Although in the warmer months Sampson is likely to get down off our bed and use his on the floor.  Delilah’s bed (since she insists in sleeping on ours) is in the den by the sliding door.  This is where she settles in the afternoon, where she can watch the door and wait for us to come home.

Places Everyone

Do you know what I love best about these posts with Delilah?  It’s captioning the photos, and imagining what she would say if she could talk.

You said I could stay in the bathroom if I was on my mat.  I can't help it if you are on there too.  Isn't this togetherness nice?  Now scratch my butt woman.

You said I could stay in the bathroom if I was on my mat. I can’t help it if you are on there too. Isn’t this togetherness nice? Now scratch my butt woman.

 

Sue said, “I’m lucky that they know not to bother me in the bathroom.”

You are indeed lucky Sue.  Mine follow me into the bathroom.  I suppose they feel like I’m always out there watching them do their business so turn about is fair. 🙂

Jan said, “I’m picturing all this in my mind and laughing uncontrollably”

Thank you.  I’m very glad.  Sometimes it’s hard for me to know if I’m conveying humor, what’s funny to me isn’t always funny to someone else.

Jackie said, “I think I’m really glad they haven’t invented smellovision yet.”

OMD can you imagine?  I will say this though, her loud farts don’t smell.  It’s those silent but deadly ones that get you.

Jan K said, “I’ve never really needed that with the girls….they don’t really get underfoot. But it is definitely something I’ll need to teach Luke….he likes to “help” me get ready in the morning by constantly licking me, and actually coming in the shower when I’m trying to dry off!”

Definitely teach this command to Luke!  If he’s already “helping” you, you will find it very beneficial to have him in one spot.  Sometimes while I’m in the shower, I see a brown image outside the door and when I open it, she will lick the water off my hands.

Jumps, Lumps and Spam

Animal Couriers said, “We’ve given up trying to separate ours for vet visits – they both come or we suffer the comedy you experienced every time.”

That typically holds true for us as well, but when I have to schedule the appointments during the day and have to go without Hubby, I just can’t handle both dogs.

Emma mentioned plug-ins and Roxy the Traveling Dog asked, “Do you have akismet as part of Jetpack?

I do have akismet and it does catch the comments, but it catches a LOT of comments!

Stacey asked, “Is there a reason to wear the bouncy shoes or are they just for fun?”

I believe it is for exercise.  When I was looking for a photo it looked like there are some exercise videos out there!

Carma Poodale said, “Our humane society’s website is wordpress and we get 1000-2000 spam messages a day. You can only clean them out 20 at a time and it takes forever to do.”

My wordpress is set up so I can sort the spam.  What I typically do is sort the spam by date of the post, so the spam shows up on my most current post.  I then skim through the posts looking at the dates and once I hit a week or two out, I know the rest are spam.  Then I use the Empty Spam option and clear it out.  I used to got through it page by page but you have to do that too frequently.

Slimdoggy said, “So funny getting one dog out the door…happens here too. Sometimes I can sneak out without waking Maggie, but never Jack and he is so forlorn if I take her and not him. If he only knew it was to the vet.”

Sampson is pathetic and forlorn too.  Poor puppy, except he likes going to the vet.

That’s it for me, thanks for hanging in there, have a great weekend!

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Jumps, Lumps and Spam

February 27, 2014 By Jodi

Jump!

So I get this text from my sister the other night asking if Hubby was home, because she needed his help putting something together.

I told her yes and asked her what and when and then Hubby and I left and took the dogs for a quick walk around the block.

As we approached our house Hubby said, “Is someone at our house?  It looks like your sister’s car.”

And then I remembered that my niece and a friend were coming to spend the night to watch a show she didn’t get at home.

Well my sister bought this pair of bouncing shoes and she needed Hubby’s strength to put them together.

Image courtesy of dailygeezer.com

Image courtesy of dailygeezer.com

I can’t imagine her actually using these shoes, but let’s give her the benefit of the doubt.

Yes, she had to hold on to something, you don't think we are THAT coordinated, do you?

Do these bounce shoes make my ass look big?

Sonofabitch!

She did it, she put those suckers on and started bouncing around my house.

SPAM!

Last week I told you about my problem with spam.  I’m not kidding you when I say I get a TON of spam.  For the record, at 2:15 yesterday afternoon I emptied my spam folder and cleared out 386 comments (and approved one comment from Jackie Bouchard.  FYI Jackie, that’s where your comment went when it disappeared.)

As I schedule this post for tomorrow, it is currently 9:30 and I have 34 spam comments.  That’s 7 hours folks.

I know some of you have those “confirm you are human” captchas and I was wondering how you all felt about throwing one of those little check boxes down at the comment section.  I wouldn’t make it anything fancy, like “type this…231934335938374342143294-94394”  it would just be a little box that you would have to check.

I don’t want to lose comments though, so if it would deter you, please say so and I’ll keep clearing out the spam folder.  And there may be times when I deactivate that little feature too, I mean some of those spams are damn funny if you ask me.

I found a little lump on Delilah.

Actually I found it a month or so ago, but with everything that was going on with Sampson, it kept slipping my mind. Besides which, I couldn’t pinpoint exactly where it was to have it checked.  Then last week I found it again (under her chin) and I scheduled an appointment to have it checked.  That appointment was yesterday morning and I’m very relieved that it is just a cyst.  No need to worry.

The funny part of this is Sampson.  Since the beginning of January, he has been to the vet at least seven times, each time I give Delilah a lovely frozen Kong and Sampson and I ride off to the vet.  Delilah is delighted to have the treat and happily parks herself on the rug to enjoy this unexpected pleasure in peace.

Sampson wasn’t quite as thrilled.

First it was like Laurel and Hardy trying to coordinate.  I put Delilah’s collar on and she knew she was going somewhere so she was hot on my heels.  And so was Sampson.  I tried to give him the Kong, but he wouldn’t take it, so I placed it on the rug.  Delilah ran over and tried to grab it.  I got her by the collar and coaxed her away and headed toward the door, clipping her leash on once we got there.  I opened the door and while I was trying to get Delilah out, Sampson was trying to get out too.  I finally got her out and tried to close the door, but Sampson’s head was in the way.  When I finally closed the door, he barked.  Then instead of going to the rug to enjoy his Kong, he ran to the window and barked at me some more.

Eventually he found his way downstairs to Grandma’s, where he stayed for a good part of the 45 minutes we were gone.

Can you say SPOILED?

Barks and Bytes

First you may have noticed that the pictures in last week’s hop aren’t showing up.  Sadly it’s a problem with the Linky tool and they are working on it, but there is nothing we can do about it.  Just so you know, it wasn’t anything that you did!!

When Linda and I first started talking about a new blog hop we didn’t know what to call it.  Linda wanted something that would be appealing to pet bloggers as well as non-pet bloggers.  Eventually we settled on Barks and Bytes.  The Barks part caters to the dog bloggers with the Bytes part being spelled the way it is, in the hopes it would appeal to non-dog bloggers as well.

Barks and Bytes is very similar to This ‘N That Thursday as it is so versatile.  You can be “barking” about something, have a small (or large) “byte” about something else or totally combine the two.  Which is just what I did.

So have you joined us in Barks and Bytes yet?  If you have, thank you for supporting this blog hop and if you haven’t what are you waiting for?

Heart Like a Dog

Today is Thursday’s Barks and Bytes Blog Hop hosted by 2 Brown Dawgs and Heart Like a Dog.

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Places Everyone

February 26, 2014 By Jodi

Good training is imperative for your dog, and it doesn’t stop once your dog is trained.  If you want reliable dogs, it’s important to continue to reinforce commands.

Just because I'm sitting on a bath mat doesn't mean I'm taking a bath.  You try that shit with me Mama and I will cut you.

Just because I’m lying on a bath mat doesn’t mean I’m taking a bath. You try that shit with me Mama and you won’t know what hit you.

I worked very hard to train Delilah to stay on a bath mat while I’m in the bathroom.  Truthfully, I don’t care if she sits or lays, as long as she’s not sticking her head and body between my legs looking for butt scritches.  Some days she actually gets up and goes into the bedroom and lies down on the bed.

Ooops, that’s my bad, I should really enforce that once she’s on the mat she needs to stay there, but as long as she’s not in my way, I don’t care.

It’s not that I don’t love that she wants to spend time with me, it’s just really hard trying to put on eyeliner or mascara when your dog keeps shoving her head between your legs because she wants butt scritches.  There have been days I’ve walked out of the house looking like Norman Bates in the final scene from Psycho.

*Note to self, now is NOT the time to ask, Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?

Not. A. Pretty. Picture.

Every couple of weeks when I doing my Saturday chores, I toss the bath mats in the wash.  This week after I washed them for whatever reason I put Delilah’s bath mat in front of the sink.

And yesterday morning, in no uncertain terms, she let me know the mat was in the wrong spot.

You said I could stay in the bathroom if I was on my mat.  I can't help it if you are on there too.  Isn't this togetherness nice?  Now scratch my butt woman.

You said I could stay in the bathroom if I was on my mat. I can’t help it if you are on there too. Isn’t this togetherness nice? Now scratch my butt woman.

She came in, wedged herself between my legs, sat down and farted.  I laughed so hard I almost cried.    (I really want to get that on camera, because this dog can fart.)

So after an uncomfortable 30 seconds, in which I tried to get my make-up on, and then tried to take a photo, I had her get up and moved the mat back to where it belonged.

Don't look at me like that.  I don't make these crazy rules, you do.  I'm just here to do your bidding.

Don’t look at me like that. I don’t make these crazy rules, you do. I’m just here to do your bidding.  Now can I have my breakfast?

Consistency is key.  She’s so used to being on a mat in the bathroom that wherever the mat is, she’ll try and utilize it.  If it gets her butt scratches in the meantime, well that’s a bonus for her.

Do you use a mat or the place command?  What happens if you switch it up on your dog?  Do your dogs know their place?

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