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Follow-Up Friday – January 23, 2015

January 23, 2015 By Jodi

Welcome to this week’s edition of Follow-Up Friday, the post where I highlight reader’s comments, answer questions and generally just wrap up my week.

You Make Me Laugh – January 18, 2015

Funny things dogs do.

Make sure you get my best side.

Cupcake says, “There’s no such thing as a blooper. Mom calls these “the first ten pictures before the one she needs.””

Jan K said, “She’s such a nut! No, it’s not a blooper, it’s perfect!”

Monika said, “This dog has so much character, especially in the way she looks at you and the camera. :)”

Lauranne said, “She would make a great model – she manages to get so much of her personality across in one still photo. Please go down the modeling route with her – I can just imagine the posts!!”

Awe you guys, you are so sweet.  She really does have a lot of character, I just wish I could capture it every time.

Bad Dogs…

Linda Moore said, “I had a beagle that did the same thing. They have pills for it. They make the shit taste bad. Did you read that? How shit is made to taste worse, I don’t know! But those pills must be crazy gross!”

O.M.G.  Yes, I read that and it made me laugh!!  I’m sorry for not linking to your site, but when I clicked on it, nothing would load. 🙁

Sophie said, “This is an ongoing problem with Gus. We tried everything, including the bad tasting stuff from the vet that you sprinkle on the potty.”

My philosophy is if I have to sprinkle something on the potty, I might just as well pick it up. 🙂 

Emma said, “One of the first things Bailie learned was drop it, leave it. ”

It’s a great command.  I’ve been working Delilah on “leave it.” We started it on our walks when we are passing other dogs.  She’s doing very well with it and has gotten to the point where she sees another dog and she will immediately look to me for her treat.  I’m hoping this will translate to the poop and when she sees an enticing pile, she will look to me.  Fingers crossed. But you have to see the poop to tell her to leave it. Hehehe

Lauranne said, “Thankfully (and I can’t believe I am starting this sentence with that word but..) thankfully Mity only eats his own poo not other dogs (and yes I nearly typed people, which is a whole other level of ugh!)”

BWA HA HA There are so many things I can’t believe I type.

Michelle said, “My Foxy was a recovering poop addict. She didn’t discriminate either – she’d eat her poop, her brother’s poop, cat poop, whatever she found. I tried all the store bought so called solutions as well different home remedies (feeding her pineapple so her poop would taste bad). The only thing that worked was keeping her on a leash & telling her to leave it & drop it. As she got older, she had a few relapses (as most addicts do) but mostly cut the habit.”

Both my dogs get pineapple every single day.  We’ve also used many of the ‘remedies’ with no success.  You are right, there will probably be relapses but if we can miss most of it, I’ll be happy.

Jan K asked, “Are you sure you ever want to get a beagle? Because that is like their favorite thing to eat. ”

LOL I love beagles, but I’ve forgotten the gross things they like to eat.

Elaine said, “Luckily, Haley doesn’t eat dog poop but rabbit poop must be a pretty tasty treat for her! Isn’t it funny how some walks are just perfect and other walks make you feel like you should have just stayed at home on the couch?”

With these two, most days I wish I’d stayed on the couch!  Especially when someone eats poop. LOL

Blueberry’s Human asked, “Does Delilah enjoy holding things in her mouth? Maybe you could train her to hold a favorite toy on walks so she is less likely to taste everything she sees? ”

If she held something in her mouth, how would she eat poop? 😉  Seriously, I don’t think I could get her to carry something for an entire walk.

Level With Me

Sue said, “Wish I had some words of wisdom. Just so disappointed that Delilah’s problem has not gone away :-(”

You and me both.  But I’m not giving up, I’m just not made that way.

Retro Rover said, ” Ive never heard of allergies causing liver issues in dogs, though Id be curious to know. As you know our Ping has elevated liver values. Currently her liver values are good but her cholesterol is sky high so we are working on figuring out whats causing that and if its liver related.”

Check out my answer below (under Daisy’s question). 

Pamela said, “I’ve been very lucky and have not yet had a dog with allergies (knock wood). But I can tell you I’ve gotten excellent results working with a holistic vet. …Don’t you wish she could talk?”

I like the holistic vet myself but so far the things he’s given me haven’t helped.  As for the talking, only if she wasn’t sassing me, or talking non-stop.  Can you hear her, “It’s 9 o’clock, it’s snack time, you know that right? Did I mention it’s 9′ o’clock?”

Blueberry’s Human asked, “What exactly does the cleanse entail? ”

It’s basically a combination of supplements and vitamins that you give the dog for a month or so, then keep up with some of the supplements.

Slimdoggy said, “You might try testing it yourself first. We completely cut all proteins for Jack – gave him single protein (salmon) everything, food, treats, etc. That cleared up his allergic reactions and his pre-IBD. Chicken is in EVERYTHING so it’s not surprising many dog’s grow an intolerance too it. Try cutting it completely.”

Thank you.  Chicken necks is part of their diet, so I’ll be definitely be talking to my vet about this.

Jana Rade said, “There is a blood test for food allergies in dogs too. Different vets have different opinions on this. We did it with Jasmine and than ran with the results. It worked out well for her.”

I will check with my vet about this as well.  Thank you.

Daisy said, ” My daughter (especially) and I have food allergies too, and our diets have changed exponentially because of what we found out through blood tests. The result is that we feel so much better and many symptoms have cleared up (some things I didn’t even realize were symptoms!), so we know it’s right for us.

I have food allergies/sensitivities as well and I know they cause inflammation in my body, and when I eliminate them I feel so much better.  I’ve been told her liver has some inflammation (hence the elevated levels) and that’s what I’m wondering if it could be a food allergy.

My Devious Mind

The mess in my park.

Come gather ’round the fire boys and girls.

Sheena said, “Make sure Chet wears the “Jason” mask!! Lol! And make sure you call me……I’d LOVE to help!!!”

Sisters, you have to love them.  She ALWAYS has my back. xoxo

2 Brown Dawgs said, “Well you could sure freak the kids out with your prank, but do kids these days really freak out about much?…I guess Blog Paws is doing things differently this year. Instead of doing a presentation to a group, you will be sitting down one-on-one with bloggers? So how long is the meeting and how many will you see?”

I doubt the kids would freak out, but it might be fun to try.

As for Blog Paws, I will be seeing 9 people for 10 minutes each.  This is something new they are trying.  I will have a basic presentation but hope to be able to offer some unique advice based on a questionnaire I will have the fill out.

Daisy said, “I’d leave some fake blood behind splattered around their favorite site in case they come back to check things out in daylight. (I’m a writer too!) ;)”

A girl after my own heart. 🙂

Blueberry’s Human said, “One time, when I was less old than I am now, my younger brother and I were in the desert (during the day) and we decided it would be fun to start a fire in one of the designated barbecue grills (we were stone cold sober, btw). Then we thought it would be even more fun to throw various things in there to watch them catch on fire (plastic, etc). We never realized that extreme wind plus a roaring fire near a dry desert tree would equal things getting out of control. The tree nearest the grill caught fire SO FAST. Thankfully, there were some old people in RVs nearby and they graciously put out the fire with jugs of water.”

OMG that must have terrified you.  I am pretty sure these kids don’t really know what could happen if they were careless.

That’s it for me peeps, thanks for all the awesome comments, and have a wonderful weekend!

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My Devious Mind

January 22, 2015 By Jodi

My Devious Mind

We have a pretty nice park at the top of the street. Yes it does have a LaCrosse field and we do have to share it for about three months of the year, but it’s very easy to work around their schedule.

There are some lovely hiking trails surrounding the park.  One of the trails leads out of the park and from their, you can hike to any number of lovely areas.  The other trails are fairly short.  You could wander for some time following all the different trails or you can make a quick lunch time walk pretty easily.

Most of the trails are marked but there are some trails the deer and other wildlife have made and if you know the woods well, there’s no issue with following these other trails.

While the dogs and I absolutely adore the woods, the park does not come without its challenges.

  • As I’ve mentioned a million few times a lot of people walk their dogs off-leash up there.  I’m not without some guilt myself, as I’ve let both dogs wander free when the park seems deserted.
  • A good percentage of the dog walking people do not pick up after their pets.  The town has installed a poop station at the entrance to the park and they provide poop bags and dispose of the bags and yet, you still finds piles of poop throughout the park.
  • Local kids love to go into the park and party.  This pisses me off to no end.  Not that they party, but that they smash glass bottles, leave their debris and have bonfires.
The mess in my park.

Those are trees that have either fallen, or the kids have broken them.

I worry about animals getting a hold of the debris, or cutting themselves or worse, swallowing the broken glass and the bonfire….well some of the area around this park does not have public water, they are on wells.  Should the fire get out of control, well it could burn a neighborhood down.

When I stumble upon this mess, it gets my writer’s mind wandering as to how to rectify the problem.  I mean, apparently the kids aren’t afraid of fox, coyotes or fishers.  I’ve thought about pranking the kids.  Is it right?  No.  Is it funny?  I don’t know, you tell me. 

The kids are all sitting around the bonfire, they’re swilling alcohol, smoking cigarettes, maybe a little pot.  They’re laughing, maybe telling jokes or ghost stories.

All of a sudden, they hear a chain saw start up and then the sound of a woman screaming.  The screaming gets louder, whatever it is it’s coming closer, then suddenly a woman bursts from the wood line, she’s got blood dripping from her face and she’s screaming “Help me, help me!”  She stumbles out into the field, followed by a man swinging a chainsaw.

See I told you it wasn’t right. 🙂  

BUT while I was thinking about this post, I came up with another idea for a book.  Honestly, now all I have to do is write the damn things!

Blog Paws in Nashville

I’ve mentioned before I’ll be doing some one on one table sessions on blog engagement this year in Nashville.  Will you be going?  Have you bought your ticket yet?  If not, don’t wait too long.  Every year I see people posting trying to find tickets.  To help make it easier for you Blog Paws has given speakers a code to pass along to their readers that will get you 10% off.  All you have to do is enter this code BP15-Speaker-10off  when you purchase your ticket.

AND speaking of Blog Paws, their Nose to Nose award nominations are open through the end of January.  Nominating your favorite blogger is easy, just click this LINK and nominate your favorite blogs/blogger in the appropriate category.

Heart Like a Dog

Welcome to Thursday’s Barks and Bytes hosted by 2 Brown Dawgs and Heart Like a Dog. The Barks and Bytes hop is for anything at all and all bloggers are welcome. You don’t have to be a dog blog to join. For new blog hoppers, a blog hop is list of links that is shared on multiple blogs. In order to be fair to all participants Linda and I ask you to please use the linky list. If your blog does not support a linky list, please link back to either Linda or I.

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Bad Dogs….

January 19, 2015 By Jodi

Bad dogs, talking bout’ the bad, bad, bad, bad dogs….

It was raining a bit when we set out for our walk yesterday morning.  It was definitely a lot warmer than it has been, but when I stepped out the door, there was a bit of ice on the steps.

Rather than boot the dogs up and walk them on possibly icy roads, I loaded them both into the car and drove to the park.

The  paths through the woods were icy, but I let Sampson off leash and without the competition, Delilah did pretty well.  Sampson even jumped into the car on our way out of the park.

The rain continued on and off all day, often heavy at times and I was dreading our afternoon walk.  But right around 4 PM the rain slacked off.  We all got our gear on and headed out.

I decided to stay off the icy paths of the woods and instead walk around the block.  About half-way through I had a thought.  Sometimes these thoughts are not good, because sometimes, they are a precursor for things to come.

Like when I’m speeding down the highway and think, “Gee I haven’t seen cop today.”  Sure enough, one shows yup, usually with a radar gun in his hand.

But this post isn’t about cops with radar guns, this post is about dogs.

Bad dogs.

So here I was, thinking, wow this has been a great walk.  The dogs are walking nicely on leash, they aren’t zigging and zagging from side to side, no-one has gotten their leash stuck under their leg, one dog hasn’t clothes-lined the other dog and I haven’t had my hands crushed or a leash wrapped around my leg.  We haven’t run into another person, car or dog.  It’s an ENJOYABLE walk.

Golden Labrador

Don’t get any ideas, she’s not talking about me.

And while I stood there, glorying in this small miracle and trying to figure out how to make a blog post out of it….Delilah at dog shit.

Besides being disgusting and gross this is problematic in a number of ways.  

1) Delilah is ALL Lab, she licks things.  Things outside and things in the house.  Things like the counter if she can get away with it, the floor, your plate if she thinks your not looking AND she drinks out of the same water bowl as Sampson.  EWWWWW it’s worse than a kid backwashing in your cup.

2) I’m trying really hard to get those elevated liver levels under control and part of this is controlling what goes in her mouth.  Dog shit is not on that list.

And 3) I use treats on our walks and there’s no way in hell, I’m reaching down to give her a treat after she’s eaten dog shit. 

No friggin’ way.

Immediately after she ate the shit, we had to pass a dog.  So there I am trying to walk past the dog while breaking off a piece of lamb lung, keeping myself from getting tangled up in their leashes, and pitch the treat into her gaping pie hole, praying my aim stays poor and I don’t actually shoot one down her throat and choke the dog.  Nothing worse than having to Heimlich your dog (who just ate shit) on the side of the road.

I told you this story is about bad dogs.  Bad dogs get their teeth brushed when they come home from a walk.

Chocolate-Lab-Teeth Brush

Wait a minute, let’s not get crazy or anything.

See how quickly the worm can turn?  WTF does that mean anyway?  How do you keep your dogs from eating bad things, whether it be in the house, yard or on a walk? 

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