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Yin and Yang

August 12, 2018 By Jodi

I often think that old saying, “Opposites attract” has a lot to do with the Yin and Yang of life. The light and the dark, the good and the bad, the funny and the serious, they complement each other.

If someone were to look at the physical and personality characteristics of my dogs, they’d pretty much determine they are as opposite as two dogs can be. Sampson is peanut butter, and Delilah is chocolate. A perfect food combination, and a striking pair of dogs.

While the general Labrador personality is goofy and fun, the thing I like most about Labs is they each have their own, unique personality.

Delilah is Yin. She is darker in color, harder to train, stubborn, impatient, demanding, naughty.

Sampson is Yang.  He is lighter in color, easy to train, easy-going, patient, gentle, social, obedient.

Some would say, old soul, new soul. I guess it just depends on your philosophy.

I was reminded of the Yin and Yang yesterday morning, when I was preparing breakfast for Sampson and Delilah.

I looked over, and there was Sampson, patiently waiting for me to finish the prep, and serve him.

Where was Delilah?

Why in a perfect heel, right next to my leg.

Of course, I picked up the phone, and took the photos, smiling all the while.

You make me laugh, or smile, the sweet, funny, loving things dogs do that bring a smile to the face, or a laugh to the lips.

What did your pet do that made you smile this week?

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When Pee on the Floor Makes You Happy

August 1, 2018 By Jodi

Sunday morning, my day to sleep in, Delilah woke me up at 4:00 am, to go outside. I took her out, she peed and then we went back inside. I’d just settled into bed, when she barked at me again.

I swore at her, but got up and took her out. This time she just stood at the door, nose in the air, sniffing.

I called her back in, coaxed her onto the bed, and tried to go back to sleep. After about 10 minutes, she seemed calm enough, so I thought I’d turn over.

That pissed her off, she growled at me and jumped off the bed.

Needless to say, I didn’t get a whole lot of sleep after that. I lay awake thinking what was the reasoning behind this? Was there something outside? Was something wrong with Mom? Did Delilah have a UTI?

I dozed off and married those two ideas in my dreams. Which equates to something wrong with Mom and Delilah peeing on her.

Don’t feel bad, I’m shaking my head here too.

I watched Delilah intently on our morning walk. She squatted frequently, but very little came out.

I’ll just sleep through this bit, if you don’t mind.

Crap! I wondered if she had a UTI.

Signs of a Urinary Tract Infection:

  • Urinating frequently
  • Peeing in the house
  • Blood in the urine
  • Dribbling pee
  • Crying when peeing
  • Straining to urinate (this can be tricky, because dog straining and people straining are two different things. With dogs this simply means they are squatting often, but nothing is coming out. When humans strain…let’s just not go there, okay?)
  • Obsessive or frequent licking of the genitals

I watched her when we got home, but there was no urgency, or frequency to go out.

Again I asked myself, WTF?

On our evening walk, I watched her again. Again she squatted frequently, and again only drops came out.

My WTF turned to what the actual fuck?

Before smart phones, I would have called Jen, or my vet’s office. OR I would have called Jen while waiting for my vet’s office, but instead, I pulled out my phone and consulted Dr. Google. Can dogs have urinary blockages?

Turns out they can. Now my watching bordered on obsession. What happens if a dog can’t pee? Bladders aren’t balloons,  I mean, that little tiny bladder can only hold so much? Will her body start absorbing her pee? Can her bladder pop?

Signs of urinary tract blockage:

  • Straining to urinate
  • Urine stream can be interrupted or cloudy.
  • Your dog may feel lethargic.
  • Vomiting may occur.
  • Lack of appetite.
  • Crying out when trying to pee.
  • Soreness or tenderness in the abdomen.

I read the signs to watch for, and while I was rubbing her belly I took the time to gently push it see if she had any discomfort.

She looked at me like I had just sniffed her ass, but she didn’t seem uncomfortable.

I decided to take the wait and see approach, and instructed Hubby to watch her when she peed, to make sure she had a good stream.

At dinnertime, everything seemed fairly normal. She was bouncing around like a fool, waiting for me to dish it up. After their food, I gave them their pumpkin and started working on Sampson’s “go-go” juice. Suddenly Delilah darted to the door. This is unusual because she typically waits around to make sure she gets her applesauce, and then she licks Sampson’s bowl. Sometimes she licks the bowl between each course, so running to the door is rare.

“SHE HAS TO GO OUT,” I shouted to Hubby.

He opened the door, and out she ran.

I kept working on Sampson’s juice, then I put Delilah’s applesauce in her bowl, and waited for her to come back.

“Did you see her pee?” I asked him.

“No, she was too quick, she ran out and around the corner.”

She’s just too fast for his old bones.

When I went to pick up her applesauce bowl, I turned on the light, and that’s when I noticed it.

She HAD peed.

On the floor. And it was a good amount.

She has peed on the floor before, and (knock wood) it happens at dinnertime. I think she’s too focused on food, then all that jumping around and it’s too late, she just can’t hold it.

Oh, she tries to get to the door, but the trouble with that is she’s already peeing…so there’s a trail. If only I could teach her write her name while she was peeing.  Wouldn’t that be something?

For the record, I said to Hubby as we were standing on a towel trying to absorb the pee, “Well at least we know she peed.”

One day, I’ll make a list of things I never thought I’d be happy for. Pee on the floor will be right there at the top.

Disclaimer: I am not a vet. I don’t play one of TV, and I did NOT stay at a Holiday Inn recently. The symptoms listed above are not written to provide you to self-diagnose a urinary blockage in your dog. If you even suspect your dog may have a blockage please take them to licensed veterinarian AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. Delaying diagnosis and treatment can be the difference between life and death.

 

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Easy, Non-Toxic and Pet Friendly Carpet Freshener

July 18, 2018 By Jodi

In my perfect world, neither my dogs or I would be exposed to, or live in a toxic environment. But it’s not a perfect world and unfortunately we are exposed to hundreds of toxins/chemicals every day of our lives.

When we bought our house almost eleven years ago, we didn’t really give any thought to the wall to wall carpeting in the living room, master bedroom and den. I had been tired of chasing dog hair bunnies on the hardwood floors of our previous home, so I welcomed the idea of carpet, not really considering what a pain in the ass it could be.

I don’t want to burst your bubble or anything, but here’s a hard truth.

Dogs ruin carpets.

Do I LOOK like I’m ruining the carpet? NO, No I LOOK like I’m taking a nap.

If you have carpet and dogs, here are some guarantees.

  • When your dog has to vomit, they won’t go into the bathroom to puke on the tile, so it’s easy to clean up. Oh no. They will ALWAYS make for the carpet, and I’m not talking about the throw rugs, I mean the wall to wall carpet, or the area rug that’s just too damn big to wash.
  • At some point in your dog’s (and your carpet’s) life, there will be ass juice. Yeah, you know what I’m saying. Fido did not just do the latest dog dance on your carpet, no. No, Fido did the Boot Scootin’ Boogie and in the process released those anal glands and all that nasty stuff that went with it. If Fido was good at what he did, he may have left a little bit of poop with it.
  • A dirty or wet dog will head right for the rug. Because really, when they’re dirty and wet, they only want to roll around, and only a carpet will do.
  • No matter how well you train your dog to eat their treat on their bed or mat, odds are at some point, that Kong and all the stuffing that was in it, are going to be bounced around. On your carpet.
  • On that same line of thought, a dog that loves to steal food, will run with their stolen goodies and eat them on your carpet. My carpet has seen chicken necks, Bisquick, and so many other things, I’ve actually lost count.

Chicken necks. On the carpet. What a lovely surprise.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say, “If carpets could talk, the stories they’d tell.”

I would love to get rid of that carpet, and get down to the hard wood below, but having Senior dogs with mobility issues means it’s not in the cards at the moment.

And yes, I could put Stanley Steamer on speed dial, but my pocket book doesn’t allow, and I cannot realistically shampoo my carpet every week.

With the snows of winter and the rains of spring, come wet dogs.

I’m not sure about your dogs, but even if we’ve toweled them off, they still run straight to, and roll around on my rugs. Now I don’t typically mind the smell of a wet dog, but when I walk in the door and say, “My house smells like wet dog,” I gotta take action.

My dogs also like to ‘swim’ on the carpet, and they naturally do this on the seam, so not only do I have a stained, stinky carpet, I also have a carpet that is fraying in certain areas.

I told you dogs ruin carpet.

I’ve given up on the stained carpet. I talked to my carpet guy and he said, “Jodi, if you replace it now, the dogs will just ruin it again.”

He’s got a point. So I do the best I can to prevent and treat stains when they happen, but what do you do about that smell?

Carpet fresh is nice, but I worry about the chemicals and toxins in it. Luckily for us, making our own carpet fresh is pretty simple.  All you need is baking soda, essential oil, and a shaker can.  I use an old parsley container, but you can pick up a really pretty glass one at your local department or dollar store. (If you do this, use some plastic wrap or aluminum foil between the container and the lid, to help keep the baking soda from losing it’s smell.)

I like to make this in bulk, so I go to my warehouse club and buy a large box of baking soda. I also buy my coffee in bulk, so I save a the container, and I’m able to make a large batch. (NOTE: Make sure to wash that coffee canister out good, or guess what? Yup, you’ll have coffee smelling carpet freshener)

It’s important to choose an essential oil that is 1) Non toxic to dogs and 2) Has a smell you can tolerate.

I say, non-toxic because if you choose a smell that say, your dog finds interesting, you could have a dog licking the baking soda up from the rug, and then you have a totally different mess.

The other important thing to note, is to make this in advance and let it sit at least over night, so the baking soda really absorbs the smell of the oil. If you are in a pinch, you can let it sit four hours, but I wouldn’t do any less, and I really think 24 hours is the best.

I use Lavender essential oil, because I like the smell, and it also has some calming benefits.

I usually make the freshener in layers. A bit of baking soda then a drop or two of oil. Once it’s all in the container, I’ll give it a small upside down shake, careful to keep my hand on the top and bottom of the container so there are no mishaps.

Then, after your dogs have eaten and been walked, (really, you don’t want those assholes walking through this stuff) sprinkle it all over the carpet. I like to let this sit on the carpet for a half an hour to an hour, so while your waiting, pour yourself a glass of wine and sit down with a good book.

You deserve it.

NOTE: Wine also has calming benefits, but they don’t make an essential oil that smells like wine, and if they did, it wouldn’t be safe for dogs!

This is part 2, in a series designed to help you make simple changes, that will help reduce toxin exposures for both you and your pets. If you missed part 1, you can read about it HERE.

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jodiHi, my name is Jodi. Thanks for stopping by and checking out my blog! I have all kinds of fun writing about my two crazy pups, Sampson and Delilah. Find out more!

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