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Go, Go, Go

May 4, 2015 By Jodi

I’ve come to the realization that I enjoy our morning walk more than our afternoon walk. 

Yes, typically it’s warmer in the afternoon, but warmer/nicer weather usually means we encounter more people and dogs.

On our morning walks, we do have to contend with folks on their way to work and an occasional dog, but for the most part our walks are peaceful and quiet.

Don’t get me wrong, it’s hard to drag myself out of bed, and motivate myself to get moving.

There’s a lot to be done before we head out the door. The dog’s breakfast has to be set out to defrost, as does the fruit I use in my smoothie. The dogs need their collars and harnesses, I need to get dressed, get my treat and poop bags and grab my phone. (My camera and pepper blaster are usually in the pockets of my jacket.)

True confession.  Poop bags are a pain in the ass for me.  Pulling it out, yanking it off…(oh dear, this conversation just took a naughty turn, didn’t it?)

Hem, hem…back on track please. This past winter I started grabbing just one or two poop bags, loosening the opening and shoving them in a pocket.  It’s much easier when the bag is ready to go, as opposed to standing out in the freezing cold with your nose running from the smell, and having to remove a glove to locate the opening of the bag, in order to pick up a steaming pile.

Luckily the new treat bag I bought has a little pocket in the front and I can shove a couple of bags in there for easy access. I typically load the treat bag for our afternoon walk and because there are limited distractions during the morning, the treats left over from the day before are more than enough.

Last Monday morning after a busy weekend, I rolled out of bed and got started on our routine. Hubby is up when we leave for our walk, but he has already left for work by the time we get back. I wished him a good day and headed out the door.

The dogs chose a route around the block and we had just passed a dog and I reached into my treat bag to reward them. My hands fumbled at my waist, and I gave myself a mental knock on the head, I’d forgotten the treat bag.

Chocolate Lab

She would forget to feed us if I didn’t remind her twice a day.

Then my eyes widened in dawning horror as I realized I also had no poop bags! I began to scour newspaper boxes in hopes of finding a baggie to fit my purpose.

I urged the dogs to move along, “Go, go, go” is the command I use and while I encouraged I was holding my breath as I quickly dialed Hubby’s number. Thankfully he hadn’t left yet so I gave him our location and told him we’d keep walking.

I rushing along the road, “Go, go, go” when Delilah decided to do just that.

So there I stood on the side of the road, waiting for Hubby to bring us a poop bag.

Truth…the thought did cross my mind to just leave it there, but I couldn’t, I mean it was on the lawn of someone who actually waves at me.

Have you ever forgotten an essential item on a walk? How did you manage it?

 

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You Make Me – May 3, 2015

May 3, 2015 By Jodi

You make me smile or laugh, the sweet, loving, funny things my dogs do on a daily basis that brings a smile to my face, or a laugh to my lips.

Delilah, the way you hold a toy in your mouth, while looking out the window for chipmunks…

Chocolate Lab holds toy

Chocolate Lab holds toy

You make me smile, and laugh and I think it’s just one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen.

Your turn. Do your pups hold toys in their mouths? Sound off in the comments.

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Follow-Up Friday – May 1, 2015

May 1, 2015 By Jodi

Welcome to this week’s edition of Follow-Up Friday, the post where I highlight awesome comments, answer reader’s questions and generally just wrap up my week.

You Make Me Smile – April 26, 2015

FRANKly and ERNESTly Speaking said, “Grandma must LOVE it TOO !!!”

Yes, Grandma does love it, in fact I don’t know which one of them loves it more!

Jan said, “My dogs are like Sampson, they just can’t get enough humans in their pack. I think if burglars broke in they would lick them, wag their tails, and show them where the family silver is kept.”

OMG I say that about Sampson too. I can hear him, “Excuse me, but before you rob us blind, would you mind a nice tummy rub?” LOL

Sock Puppy

Dogs in socks

Really Mama, it’s just a sock.

Cupcake Speaks said, “DAMN cute! For sure. Cutest dog ever in the cutest sock ever! Hang in there, buddy. Sock beats cone by a mile! ”

Ain’t that the truth! I bet if you asked him he’d tell you the same thing!

My GBGV Life said, “The facial expression says it all! Katie is the only one of us who has had to wear a sock, but she is white, so Mom always put white socks on her, no fun patterns.”

I picked up a pack of six socks for like $6, I can’t imagine how dirty the white socks would get. 🙂

Beth said, “He’s definitely adorable in those socks. I had to put some on Barley earlier this year to keep her from licking her paw cream (just because the licking was making me crazy), but she kept flinging them off–baby socks is a genius idea!”

It still needs some modifications but in general it is much easier than an adult sock!

Cindy Lu’s Muse said, “He is absolutely adorable in that sock – what a lovey! Get well fast, and NO LICKING, Sampson!”

He was very good, he attempted to lick it a couple of times immediately after the bandage came off and after that he just left it alone.

Elaine said, “Yes! He is damn cute and I love the striped sock! When I did this for Haley, it was really fun picking out the socks.”

Yes, I can see why people like dressing up their pets. 😉

Blueberry’s Human said, “That is too stinking cute! You know, a few times, I’ve seen toddler socks in the middle of the desert on our hikes and wondered how they got there. Now I know – it was probably a dog!”

I had never really given it much thought before he had to wear it.  At first I was trying makeshift socks and he did lose one. I found it the next day. 🙂

2 Brown Dawgs asked, “Did you update your version of WordPress? They released a patch. 🙂 The sock is cute. Is he going to have to wear the cone of shame?”

I did not know about the patch, thank you for sharing. Yes I did indeed do the update. As for the cone, he was very good and I didn’t have to use it!

The Neighborhood Wave

Sand Spring Chesapeakes said, ” I didn’t know about the jeep wave until I rode with my friend in her new jeep in Feb and she waved to another jeep owner and said that is what you do.

Hubby says it has something to do with a big jeep rally that is held every year, I don’t know for sure.

Mary said, “When we had our Harleys we always got, and gave the Harley wave. Similar to the jeep wave.”

I didn’t know they had their own wave either!

FRANKly and ERNESTly Speaking said, “Since WE have Jessie Jeep… we guess we gotta tell mom about that special Jeep Wave.”

So mom doesn’t know about it? Do jeep peeps in your area not wave at each other?

Monika said, “As I get older I notice younger people have the social skills of trolls.”

BOL it’s because their heads are buried in electronics with no real social interactions!

Blueberry’s Human said, “I like to wave with one of B’s full poop bags. Defecation salutation. It serves two purposes – 1) I clean up after my dog and 2) I am friendly. Pow.”

Bwa ha ha, defecation salutation a.k.a. the shit salute! I gave it yesterday, stuck two fingers out like a peace sign and waved the poop bag. 😉

Leah said, “There’s the motorcycle wave – similar to Jeep’s except the waver’s hand hangs down palm forward, almost as if ready to clap a low “give me 5″ with another rider. ”

Sometimes the jeep wave is also down low, it depends on whether the doors are on or off. 😉

Jackie Bouchard said, “At both places, when we moved in, no one came to welcome us to the ‘hood. ”

We had one neighbor introduce herself right away and we did meet the people on the other side of us, but the ones across the street? Nope not a one came by. I hope the next neighborhood is a little more friendly and has a few less Dumb Ass Dog Owners.

Clowie said, “There’s one very special neighbour who, instead of waving, puts her hand into her treat pocket when she sees me (she has my bipeds’ permission) – that’s the very best type of greeting!

Now that’s the way to greet a dog!

Beth said, “My signature wave is the Girl Scout’s Honor. I usually have a few treats in my right hand and Barley’s leash in the left, so I can only manage to get a few fingers up in a wave while still keeping the treats secured in my palm.”

Hickory Dickory Dee

Delilah likes chasing cats

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Lauren Miller said, “That’s a hilarious poem and I did giggle at your photo of Delilah!! 😀 I’m glad the kitty got down!”

Thanks and I’m glad the kitty got down too, I was pretty worried.

Repoleon says, “My lab mix is afraid of cats, so he would be the one trying to escape. The neighborhood cats seem to know this. It’s a little embarrassing. 🙂

Oh my, poor guy, is there a reason he’s afraid?

Slimdoggy said, “Jack says well done Delilah! He would have been filled with glee too!”

Whoo hoo, Delilah got the Slimdoggy Jack seal of approval!

Elaine said, “I’m glad the kitty made it down on its own and we won’t be reading a post titled “Why I Fell Out of a Tree”. 🙂

Ha ha ha valid point.

One Person’s View asked, “First of all, why do you even have cat food in your house?!”

In case Delilah trees a cat of course. 😉 No really, I had bought the food when I made the styrofoam cat house for the cat near my work. 

Hailey and Zaphod said, “Hailey would have been glued to the bottom of the tree forever if she treed a cat!”

We had to call Delilah away and keep a tight rein on her when she went out. Otherwise she would have been standing next to me trying to figure out how to get up that tree. 🙂

That’s it for me folks, have a great weekend!

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