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Follow-Up Friday – February 13, 2015

February 13, 2015 By Jodi

Welcome to this week’s edition of Follow-Up Friday, the post where I highlight reader’s comments, answer questions and generally just wrap up my week.

You Make Me Smile – February 8, 2015

Sand Spring Chesapeakes said, “you can take that snow bank on, do it!”

We did!  We made our way into the field and did a quick loop around.  It was hard going, but we managed.

Jan said, “The last time we took the dogs to the mountains to play in snow, they looked like that. Until they stepped out of the car. Then they got back inside, curled up and slept.”

Oh that’s funny.  It sounds like my dogs with the boots!

2 Brown Dawgs said, “Up at the cabin there are “gas line” roads that lead to the pumps and the gas company plows them so at least we can walk those even when the snow is too deep in the forest.”

That sounds perfect!  Maybe I need to buy a cabin in the woods. 😀

If My Dogs Could Understand Me

Barb said, ” I could just imagine the conversations between the three of you, but I’m glad for your sake that Delilah can’t speak….oh dear.”

You and me both.  She can be challenging as she is, I’m pretty sure she’d have me drinking in no time.

Cupcake said, “I understand every single word Mom says. Mostly she always tells me, “Blah blah blah, Cupcake.” And “Wah, wah, wah, naughty.” And “Mumble, mumble, mumble, PUT IT DOWN!” ”

Oh Cupcake.  

Lauranne said, “Turns out Mity doesn’t need english to communicate with us. He does this grumbling thing where he kinda chunters and sounds like he’s swearing at us.”

This is the main reason I’m glad Delilah doesn’t talk.  I do an awful lot of swearing at her and I’m pretty sure she’d give it right back.

MelF said, “Quit eating shit. Yeah, that pretty much sums up my life. ”

You too?  You have my sympathies.  And you have four dogs, I can only imagine how hard it is to stay on top of.

Lara Elizabeth said, “I would explain to Ruby that she would get to meet more dogs if she would not act like such a maniac when she she sees one.

Ah yes.  I wish I could get my dogs to act calmly too.

Kirsten said, “It’s funny, I’ve always wished my dogs could talk. But your post made me wonder–would they really say anything I’d want to hear?”

Good point.

Blueberry’s Human said, “I’d like to ask Blueberry two things: a) What does she actually smell when she sniffs another dog’s poo? AND b) What does her bottom taste like?”

BWA HA HA this made me laugh so hard.  “What does her bottom taste like?”

Jen said, “I think it’s best that Leroy and I really can’t communicate like humans.”

You are probably right my friend.  I think it’s probably the same between Delilah and me as well.

I Should Have Named Her

Lauranne said, “When we were discussing names for Mity my dad said “I think we should call him…(and then he dropped something hot, or stubbed his toe I can’t remember exactly and so the next words out of his mouth were)..bugger, sweet Jesus” Strangely enough we didn’t go with it, but it did have us all in hysterics for months!!”

OMG THAT is funny!!  I bet you all still bring it up occasionally and have a good chuckle over it.

Frankie and Ernie said, “Our names were Carefully picked out… NO, mom and dad have NEVER regretted the choices… they say our names FIT us to a T…”

YOU have GREAT names and they are perfect for the name of your blog.

Slimdoggy says, “We employ lots of nicknames to meet the needs of our exclamations…I may have to start using Sirius because Jack does that too…so frustrating! It’s like, I”m going in the kitchen to get you a treat, but if you stand in front of me in the doorway of my office , I can’t get out…Siriously??”

It is frustrating. If only the could understand!  Siriusly.

Sam said, “I never have – the names sort of stick and become part of their personalities. However, when we introduce Monty and Harlow, people hear “Monty and Carlo”, as in Monte Carlo… It’s tempting.”

I can see how that would be tempting.  Monte Carlo.  I love the cutesy names.

2 Brown Dawgs said, “LOL I think her name suits her. I do know an Alice (with registered name “To The Moon”) and a Lucy (who had a companion Ricky and now has companion Freddie).”

My goddaughter has named her children, Lucy and Ricky, I think it’s adorable. So the person’s name is Alice To The Moon Smith?

JanK said, “I don’t think it matters what you name them, it’s inevitable that you will come to call them many other names!”

Well that’s for sure! One of Sampson’s nicknames is Butter, because he loves the flavor and it is the only food he’s ever gone up on the counter to get.

Is It Her or Me? – Barks and Bytes

Lauren Miller asked, “Have you thought about training her to wear a basket muzzle for walks?”

No I haven’t and here’s why.  She doesn’t like other dogs surprising her and we do encounter off-leash nutty dogs and I don’t want her to feel like she can’t defend herself.  I’ve worked really hard with getting her to walk past dogs by using treats and I’m pretty sure I can get her to stop eating too, it will just take more work.

Leah said, “Lately, Zack’s been dragging the knife block from the back of the kitchen counter to the floor. Sigh. I’m not sure where else to put a knife block, or how he’s avoided getting self-stabbed ”

Oh my gosh!  How in the world can he reach that?

Sheena asked, “Do you give Delilah something to DO while you are out of the house? Perhaps she is bored or upset that you have left her?”

Typically no.  But she’s also not always destructive.  It’s random. She can go months without destroying anything and then, BAM!

Cupcake said, “The secret to eating the kindling would be EAT THE WHOLE THING – the wood, the plastic bag, AND the label. Next time finish the job.”

Cupcake, you take the cake.  I’m glad you aren’t in our neighborhood, I suspect you and Delilah could get up to some real mischief.

Emma said, “My sister Katie has some trouble taking a poo because of her arthritis. It is hard for her to “squat and push” so she kind of squats and walks.”

This was not a squat/walk/push, this was a BIG dump in the middle of the road.  

Daisy said, “You can practically see “GUILTY” spelled out in big letters on her!”

Oh she knew.  I walked in, looked at and said to her, “What’s that?”  She turned away.  I didn’t raise my voice either, I just simply asked.

Miley’s Daily Scoop said, “Don’t even get mom started on poop in the road, never mind the MIDDLE of the road. (What?!) If she could have it analyzed and brought back to the rightful owner she totally would.”

Wouldn’t that be great?  If we had a way to determine whose dog it belonged to?  I’d bag it and take it myself and throw it at their house.

Blueberry’s Human said, “I wonder if the poop was originally on the sidewalk and someone walking along saw it and punted it into the road. Sometimes I feel like kicking poops to the side when I see them in the middle of the trail, but I don’t want to get poop on my boot.  Maybe Delilah lives for your reaction to her destruction and her questionable eating habits. Or maybe you can start up a 12 Step Program for dogs in your area that are poop eaters. I wonder if Delilah thought to herself, as she found herself eating a smooshed poop in the middle of the road, that she officially hit rock bottom; maybe now she’s ready to get help.”

I think it probably got moved by a snow blower or plow.  OMG rock bottom?  I can’t stop laughing.

Rachele Baker DVM said, “Have you ever offered her the food puzzle toys like the Busy Buddy Tug-A-Jug or a Kong stuffed with pieces of dog biscuits or other treats? Those types of toys give them mental stimulation and keep them busy so they stay out of trouble – hopefully…”

We have used them, I guess maybe I’m not using them enough.

Jan said, “Look at this way: there is a big blue couch that she DIDN’T eat all day.”

Well that is finding the bright spot.  Thanks for putting it into perspective. 🙂

Beth said, “Oh Delilah. Today, for the first time ever in our four years today, Barley ate cat barf after the kitty threw up–and I’m pretty sure there was a big hairball in that pile. I walked in to get cleaning supplies and when I got back, it was one. Dogs are gross.”

Ugh and on that note, I’m calling this post done.

Have a great weekend everyone!

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Follow-Up Friday – February 6, 2015

February 6, 2015 By Jodi

Welcome to this week’s edition of Follow-Up Friday, the post where I highlight reader’s comments, answer questions and generally just wrap up my week.

You Make Me Smile – February 1, 2015

Chocolate lab battles snow bank

If I just stretch a bit further, I can get that bit of popcorn.

Cupcake said, “You found popcorn in your snow?? Once I found a potato chip in my snow. I had to dig and dig, but I got it! Mom said, “GROSS.” That means delicious in human-talk.”

I’m pretty sure it was popcorn…you are very good at understanding exactly what mom is saying.

Mary asked, “And the question is….did she find it?”

Hell yes. LOL That nose doesn’t miss much.

Jan K said, “It’s amazing what some dogs will do for one little piece of food. ”

She cracks me up, she will dive under something if she thinks she will get a crumb.

Poop Makes the Best Posts

I told you poop makes the best posts, with the best comments.  Check out some of my favorites.

Lauranne said, “Last week when I was walking BD he pooed near another dogs poo, and that person had not scooped so in a moment of bravery I scooped that poop too. I don’t know about you but I am fine scooping my dogs poo but someone elses just freaks me out!”

YUCK.  It makes me gag to think about picking up another dog’s poop.  Once in the park I used a bag, set it on the ground and used a stick to push the poop onto the bag and then I picked it up with another bag.  It’s just so disgusting.

Emma said, “We poop, it freezes and sometimes when it freezes it has sharp points that easily puncture the frozen bags.”

You are right! Remember last winter I cut my thumb on a frozen piece of poop that cut through the bag.  It freezes pretty quickly in this weather.

Pay no attention to the poor polish job I did on my nails.  I assure you my left hand looks spectacular.

Pay no attention to the poor polish job I did on my nails. I assure you my left hand looks spectacular.

Blueberry’s Human said, “I took Blueberry to the lake the first year I had her and as fastidious as she always is about pooping off the trail, for some reason, she thought it would be fun to try pooping IN THE LAKE. I was mortified. There was a man fishing downstream from us and even though I grabbed at the bobbing poop as quickly as I could – the current was too strong and I missed a nugget. I imagined it floating down the lake and repeatedly bumping into the fisher’s wading boot. I thought about walking down to the man and apologizing in advance for the turd that was about to collide with his boot, but decided I’d just sound crazy. My face red, we left the area immediately.”

BWA HA HA!  OMG I can picture the poop bump, bump, bumping into his boot. I would have beat feet too!

Frankie and Ernie said, “OMD our MOM Adores our poops… she has a special Solid Silver Turd Flipper and a Special Scooper thingy with a long handle to Flip them into… and she has the POOP SCULPTURE Pile…”

He he he, I forgot about your poop sculpture!  Is it near your milk bone tree?

Jan said, “Part of it is that most adults haven’t grown up as much as we think. We still snicker at poop, farts, and deflated balls.”

Oh yes, I laugh at all of that.  And also when someone says, ‘unit.’ 🙂

Chelsea Price said, ” I, unfortunately, have a decent amount of my own poop stories I could share (I have a heart condition that sometimes causes me to lose consciousness…at inopportune moments, we’ll just say that!)”

I’m sorry to hear about your heart condition!  I hope you are okay.  I can only imagine the stories you have.

Sherrie Petrie said, “Just to liven up my hubby’s morning sometimes I will feed my girls frozen corn and peas because they don’t digest. :D ”

Ha ha ha, don’t forget carrots; I can always tell my dog’s poop in the park. 🙂

Sand Spring Chesapeakes said, “Love poop and poop stories. I took the dogs for a romp in the marsh Monday gambler hiked his ass up high on a weed to poop and I took pictures and thought of you.”

God I love you.  I have another friend just like you.  Have you ever heard of the poopie list?

A Dog Like Delilah

Mary said, “At least she didn’t eat the foil. She would have pooped a a pop can.”

Bwa ha ha, she would give new meaning to recycling.

Carma Poodale said, “I have to side with Delilah on this one. You didn’t throw the bun away in the morning and in the world of dog rules- if its still there in the morning, its yours.”

I fully admit, it was my fault.  Anything she gets into is my fault for leaving it lying around. Thanks for filling me in on dog rules, I hadn’t heard of that particular one.

Jan K said, “Oh goodness, every time I read your stories, I just know what I’m in for with Luke in the future. He stole a loaf of frozen French bread off the counter the other day….I thought I had left it far enough back on the counter!”

I think you might have a challenge on your hands. 🙂

Monika said, “LOL, oh GAWD I love the D- dog! It must be something to do with the moon cycle because just last night Sam eviserated a pair of Lederhosen my grandmother sent to me back in the 70’s for my son. Heartbreaking, definitely. My fault, yeah.  That dog has destroyed some of my most treasured personal items and yet, when I look at that face I see a sweetheart of a dog. Then I realize that dog is an idiot AND a destructive bastard. ”

Oh my god, you made me laugh out loud.  I’m so glad I’m not the only one that calls my dogs names.

Lauren Miller said, “I think that happens to all of us sometimes! It was just a bun, no biggie! At least it wasn’t chocolate or something dangerous.”

You’re right, but she’s had her share of those too.

Do Dogs Have Feelings? – Barks and Bytes

Dogs with boots

Do you see anyone watching us in that direction? Me either.

There were so many great comments, SO MANY.  I couldn’t highlight them all so I picked a few, the rest of them I will work on responding too individually.

 Mary said, “LOL.. I would say they were sharing their feelings with you. Feelings of, why us, what the hell, and how do we get out of this.”

I’m pretty sure you’re right.  Delilah is very good about sharing exactly how she’s feeling.

Flea said, “I’m remembering my MIL’s Bichon. That dog had floofy hair and summer was coming. I told the story of my mom shaving our little dog every summer. She shaved the dog bald. That poor Bichon went back to wetting all over the house. We were convinced it was because everyone was laughing at him and he was embarrassed. My MIL re-homed him. So yeah, maybe he was embarrassed. Poor dog.”

You are probably right, the poor little guy.

Frankie and Ernie said, “Some PEEPS have NO FEELINGS… so we guess that there would be some of US who do not. BUTT we will tell you that WE have lots of feelings.. We get Scared and Happy and ANGRY and ORNERY… and TRUST…. and most of all we feel LOVE… we love our peeps and that is just how it is..  ”

I hate those peeps with no feelings.  But I love that you have feelings and share your lives with us.

SlimDoggy said, “Too funny. I tried booties like that on Becca because she had such bad arthritis in her paws, the pavement hurt – she wanted no part of them and I gave up. Of course they have feelings….and express them clearly!”

It is those particular times when I wish I could communicate clearly just exactly why we are doing it.  It would be so much easier wouldn’t it?

 Thank you all for your wonderful comments, that’s it for me.  Have a great weekend.

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Follow-Up Friday – January 23, 2015

January 23, 2015 By Jodi

Welcome to this week’s edition of Follow-Up Friday, the post where I highlight reader’s comments, answer questions and generally just wrap up my week.

You Make Me Laugh – January 18, 2015

Funny things dogs do.

Make sure you get my best side.

Cupcake says, “There’s no such thing as a blooper. Mom calls these “the first ten pictures before the one she needs.””

Jan K said, “She’s such a nut! No, it’s not a blooper, it’s perfect!”

Monika said, “This dog has so much character, especially in the way she looks at you and the camera. :)”

Lauranne said, “She would make a great model – she manages to get so much of her personality across in one still photo. Please go down the modeling route with her – I can just imagine the posts!!”

Awe you guys, you are so sweet.  She really does have a lot of character, I just wish I could capture it every time.

Bad Dogs…

Linda Moore said, “I had a beagle that did the same thing. They have pills for it. They make the shit taste bad. Did you read that? How shit is made to taste worse, I don’t know! But those pills must be crazy gross!”

O.M.G.  Yes, I read that and it made me laugh!!  I’m sorry for not linking to your site, but when I clicked on it, nothing would load. 🙁

Sophie said, “This is an ongoing problem with Gus. We tried everything, including the bad tasting stuff from the vet that you sprinkle on the potty.”

My philosophy is if I have to sprinkle something on the potty, I might just as well pick it up. 🙂 

Emma said, “One of the first things Bailie learned was drop it, leave it. ”

It’s a great command.  I’ve been working Delilah on “leave it.” We started it on our walks when we are passing other dogs.  She’s doing very well with it and has gotten to the point where she sees another dog and she will immediately look to me for her treat.  I’m hoping this will translate to the poop and when she sees an enticing pile, she will look to me.  Fingers crossed. But you have to see the poop to tell her to leave it. Hehehe

Lauranne said, “Thankfully (and I can’t believe I am starting this sentence with that word but..) thankfully Mity only eats his own poo not other dogs (and yes I nearly typed people, which is a whole other level of ugh!)”

BWA HA HA There are so many things I can’t believe I type.

Michelle said, “My Foxy was a recovering poop addict. She didn’t discriminate either – she’d eat her poop, her brother’s poop, cat poop, whatever she found. I tried all the store bought so called solutions as well different home remedies (feeding her pineapple so her poop would taste bad). The only thing that worked was keeping her on a leash & telling her to leave it & drop it. As she got older, she had a few relapses (as most addicts do) but mostly cut the habit.”

Both my dogs get pineapple every single day.  We’ve also used many of the ‘remedies’ with no success.  You are right, there will probably be relapses but if we can miss most of it, I’ll be happy.

Jan K asked, “Are you sure you ever want to get a beagle? Because that is like their favorite thing to eat. ”

LOL I love beagles, but I’ve forgotten the gross things they like to eat.

Elaine said, “Luckily, Haley doesn’t eat dog poop but rabbit poop must be a pretty tasty treat for her! Isn’t it funny how some walks are just perfect and other walks make you feel like you should have just stayed at home on the couch?”

With these two, most days I wish I’d stayed on the couch!  Especially when someone eats poop. LOL

Blueberry’s Human asked, “Does Delilah enjoy holding things in her mouth? Maybe you could train her to hold a favorite toy on walks so she is less likely to taste everything she sees? ”

If she held something in her mouth, how would she eat poop? 😉  Seriously, I don’t think I could get her to carry something for an entire walk.

Level With Me

Sue said, “Wish I had some words of wisdom. Just so disappointed that Delilah’s problem has not gone away :-(”

You and me both.  But I’m not giving up, I’m just not made that way.

Retro Rover said, ” Ive never heard of allergies causing liver issues in dogs, though Id be curious to know. As you know our Ping has elevated liver values. Currently her liver values are good but her cholesterol is sky high so we are working on figuring out whats causing that and if its liver related.”

Check out my answer below (under Daisy’s question). 

Pamela said, “I’ve been very lucky and have not yet had a dog with allergies (knock wood). But I can tell you I’ve gotten excellent results working with a holistic vet. …Don’t you wish she could talk?”

I like the holistic vet myself but so far the things he’s given me haven’t helped.  As for the talking, only if she wasn’t sassing me, or talking non-stop.  Can you hear her, “It’s 9 o’clock, it’s snack time, you know that right? Did I mention it’s 9′ o’clock?”

Blueberry’s Human asked, “What exactly does the cleanse entail? ”

It’s basically a combination of supplements and vitamins that you give the dog for a month or so, then keep up with some of the supplements.

Slimdoggy said, “You might try testing it yourself first. We completely cut all proteins for Jack – gave him single protein (salmon) everything, food, treats, etc. That cleared up his allergic reactions and his pre-IBD. Chicken is in EVERYTHING so it’s not surprising many dog’s grow an intolerance too it. Try cutting it completely.”

Thank you.  Chicken necks is part of their diet, so I’ll be definitely be talking to my vet about this.

Jana Rade said, “There is a blood test for food allergies in dogs too. Different vets have different opinions on this. We did it with Jasmine and than ran with the results. It worked out well for her.”

I will check with my vet about this as well.  Thank you.

Daisy said, ” My daughter (especially) and I have food allergies too, and our diets have changed exponentially because of what we found out through blood tests. The result is that we feel so much better and many symptoms have cleared up (some things I didn’t even realize were symptoms!), so we know it’s right for us.

I have food allergies/sensitivities as well and I know they cause inflammation in my body, and when I eliminate them I feel so much better.  I’ve been told her liver has some inflammation (hence the elevated levels) and that’s what I’m wondering if it could be a food allergy.

My Devious Mind

The mess in my park.

Come gather ’round the fire boys and girls.

Sheena said, “Make sure Chet wears the “Jason” mask!! Lol! And make sure you call me……I’d LOVE to help!!!”

Sisters, you have to love them.  She ALWAYS has my back. xoxo

2 Brown Dawgs said, “Well you could sure freak the kids out with your prank, but do kids these days really freak out about much?…I guess Blog Paws is doing things differently this year. Instead of doing a presentation to a group, you will be sitting down one-on-one with bloggers? So how long is the meeting and how many will you see?”

I doubt the kids would freak out, but it might be fun to try.

As for Blog Paws, I will be seeing 9 people for 10 minutes each.  This is something new they are trying.  I will have a basic presentation but hope to be able to offer some unique advice based on a questionnaire I will have the fill out.

Daisy said, “I’d leave some fake blood behind splattered around their favorite site in case they come back to check things out in daylight. (I’m a writer too!) ;)”

A girl after my own heart. 🙂

Blueberry’s Human said, “One time, when I was less old than I am now, my younger brother and I were in the desert (during the day) and we decided it would be fun to start a fire in one of the designated barbecue grills (we were stone cold sober, btw). Then we thought it would be even more fun to throw various things in there to watch them catch on fire (plastic, etc). We never realized that extreme wind plus a roaring fire near a dry desert tree would equal things getting out of control. The tree nearest the grill caught fire SO FAST. Thankfully, there were some old people in RVs nearby and they graciously put out the fire with jugs of water.”

OMG that must have terrified you.  I am pretty sure these kids don’t really know what could happen if they were careless.

That’s it for me peeps, thanks for all the awesome comments, and have a wonderful weekend!

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