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Picking Up Poop is Dangerous

March 3, 2014 By Jodi

The Daddy gets up earlier than the Mama on week days, and Sampson and Delilah usually get up with him.  Since Sampson had his partial ACL tear the Mama insists that someone go out with Sampson to insure he’s not running around and doing stupid things like jumping off the wall.  Don’t laugh, I actually caught him trying to do that.

But when the Mama is sleeping and the Daddy is getting ready for work, sometimes the Daddy cheats and doesn’t go out with them.

This means sometimes the dogs poop in the yard without benefit of someone picking it up.

After the Mama gets up, and gets the dog’s food ready, gets herself ready and feeds the dogs, she takes the dogs outside again and then it’s a race to see who can get to the dog poop first.

Delilah has the advantage because she knows the potty spots.

Since I’m out there hunting poop piles, I can usually catch her and stop her with a “NO!”

Dogs who are raw fed have harder, more compact poop than kibble fed dogs.  That’s a fact.  And I think it freezes faster and harder.  That is not in fact a fact, it’s a theory of mine.

As it is in many areas of the country, it’s been very cold lately.  If I were Jen, I might go outside and throw water in the air to see if it would freeze before it hit the ground.  But I’m not Jen and with my luck, I’d just drench myself OR the water would freeze on the ground and then I’d slip and fall on my ass.

How are you with math?  Let’s add this up.  The dogs are outside without benefit of supervision.  It is cold and they are dropping warm poop on cold snow, in freezing air.

Are you following me?

Let me simplify it.  Some mornings I am out in the cold trying to pry up hard poop that is frozen to the snow.

Pay no attention to the poor polish job I did on my nails.  I assure you my left hand looks spectacular.

No that is not nail art and yes, I did a poor job painting my nails.

 

Which is how it came about that I scraped my thumb on either ice or dog shit.

Don’t get your panties in a wad, if it was in fact dog shit that cause my scrape I didn’t actually TOUCH the poop.  The best thing I can figure is when I was trying to pry the turd up, I either hit ice with my bare finger or the poop was so hard, it scraped my thumb through the poop bag.   My fingers were so freaking cold from digging in snow that I couldn’t feel anything and it wasn’t until I got inside that I saw the blood.

Naturally I washed my hands and put antibiotic cream on it.

The problem was I was outside without gloves because I can’t manage the poop bags with my gloves.  Yes, I know Jodi Chick had a DIY pair of grippy gloves but what can I say, I’m lazy.

So there I was wondering how I was going to remedy this situation when guess what came in the mail?

Nothing to worry about here NSA, keep on trolling.

Nothing to worry about here NSA, keep on trolling.

 

I couldn’t remember ordering anything and couldn’t imagine what was inside, so I opened it.

Holy woof, just what I needed!!

Holy woof, just what I needed!!

 

OMG it’s FrostFingers gloves from Earth Rated!!   I’m so excited about these gloves!!  You can tear a bag off and open it without having to take your gloves off.  Which means the next morning, I was safely able to pick up poop with no danger to my hands.

Have you ever had a special pair of gloves for picking up poop in the cold?  Did you make them yourself or buy them?

**I was given a free pair of gloves from a Facebook contest held by Earth Rated.  I was not compensated in any other way, nor was a post required in order to receive the gloves.  The thoughts and opinions expressed are my own and I will only share products I feel are relevant or of interest to Heart Like a Dog readers.

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Filed Under: Humor Tagged With: Delilah, Dog Poop, FrostFinger gloves, Humor, Life With Sampson And Delilah

Jumps, Lumps and Spam

February 27, 2014 By Jodi

Jump!

So I get this text from my sister the other night asking if Hubby was home, because she needed his help putting something together.

I told her yes and asked her what and when and then Hubby and I left and took the dogs for a quick walk around the block.

As we approached our house Hubby said, “Is someone at our house?  It looks like your sister’s car.”

And then I remembered that my niece and a friend were coming to spend the night to watch a show she didn’t get at home.

Well my sister bought this pair of bouncing shoes and she needed Hubby’s strength to put them together.

Image courtesy of dailygeezer.com

Image courtesy of dailygeezer.com

I can’t imagine her actually using these shoes, but let’s give her the benefit of the doubt.

Yes, she had to hold on to something, you don't think we are THAT coordinated, do you?

Do these bounce shoes make my ass look big?

Sonofabitch!

She did it, she put those suckers on and started bouncing around my house.

SPAM!

Last week I told you about my problem with spam.  I’m not kidding you when I say I get a TON of spam.  For the record, at 2:15 yesterday afternoon I emptied my spam folder and cleared out 386 comments (and approved one comment from Jackie Bouchard.  FYI Jackie, that’s where your comment went when it disappeared.)

As I schedule this post for tomorrow, it is currently 9:30 and I have 34 spam comments.  That’s 7 hours folks.

I know some of you have those “confirm you are human” captchas and I was wondering how you all felt about throwing one of those little check boxes down at the comment section.  I wouldn’t make it anything fancy, like “type this…231934335938374342143294-94394”  it would just be a little box that you would have to check.

I don’t want to lose comments though, so if it would deter you, please say so and I’ll keep clearing out the spam folder.  And there may be times when I deactivate that little feature too, I mean some of those spams are damn funny if you ask me.

I found a little lump on Delilah.

Actually I found it a month or so ago, but with everything that was going on with Sampson, it kept slipping my mind. Besides which, I couldn’t pinpoint exactly where it was to have it checked.  Then last week I found it again (under her chin) and I scheduled an appointment to have it checked.  That appointment was yesterday morning and I’m very relieved that it is just a cyst.  No need to worry.

The funny part of this is Sampson.  Since the beginning of January, he has been to the vet at least seven times, each time I give Delilah a lovely frozen Kong and Sampson and I ride off to the vet.  Delilah is delighted to have the treat and happily parks herself on the rug to enjoy this unexpected pleasure in peace.

Sampson wasn’t quite as thrilled.

First it was like Laurel and Hardy trying to coordinate.  I put Delilah’s collar on and she knew she was going somewhere so she was hot on my heels.  And so was Sampson.  I tried to give him the Kong, but he wouldn’t take it, so I placed it on the rug.  Delilah ran over and tried to grab it.  I got her by the collar and coaxed her away and headed toward the door, clipping her leash on once we got there.  I opened the door and while I was trying to get Delilah out, Sampson was trying to get out too.  I finally got her out and tried to close the door, but Sampson’s head was in the way.  When I finally closed the door, he barked.  Then instead of going to the rug to enjoy his Kong, he ran to the window and barked at me some more.

Eventually he found his way downstairs to Grandma’s, where he stayed for a good part of the 45 minutes we were gone.

Can you say SPOILED?

Barks and Bytes

First you may have noticed that the pictures in last week’s hop aren’t showing up.  Sadly it’s a problem with the Linky tool and they are working on it, but there is nothing we can do about it.  Just so you know, it wasn’t anything that you did!!

When Linda and I first started talking about a new blog hop we didn’t know what to call it.  Linda wanted something that would be appealing to pet bloggers as well as non-pet bloggers.  Eventually we settled on Barks and Bytes.  The Barks part caters to the dog bloggers with the Bytes part being spelled the way it is, in the hopes it would appeal to non-dog bloggers as well.

Barks and Bytes is very similar to This ‘N That Thursday as it is so versatile.  You can be “barking” about something, have a small (or large) “byte” about something else or totally combine the two.  Which is just what I did.

So have you joined us in Barks and Bytes yet?  If you have, thank you for supporting this blog hop and if you haven’t what are you waiting for?

Heart Like a Dog

Today is Thursday’s Barks and Bytes Blog Hop hosted by 2 Brown Dawgs and Heart Like a Dog.

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Filed Under: Blog Hops, Uncategorized Tagged With: Delilah, Heart Like A Dog, Humor, Life With Sampson And Delilah, Sampson, sampson and delilah, Thursday Barks and Bytes

Places Everyone

February 26, 2014 By Jodi

Good training is imperative for your dog, and it doesn’t stop once your dog is trained.  If you want reliable dogs, it’s important to continue to reinforce commands.

Just because I'm sitting on a bath mat doesn't mean I'm taking a bath.  You try that shit with me Mama and I will cut you.

Just because I’m lying on a bath mat doesn’t mean I’m taking a bath. You try that shit with me Mama and you won’t know what hit you.

I worked very hard to train Delilah to stay on a bath mat while I’m in the bathroom.  Truthfully, I don’t care if she sits or lays, as long as she’s not sticking her head and body between my legs looking for butt scritches.  Some days she actually gets up and goes into the bedroom and lies down on the bed.

Ooops, that’s my bad, I should really enforce that once she’s on the mat she needs to stay there, but as long as she’s not in my way, I don’t care.

It’s not that I don’t love that she wants to spend time with me, it’s just really hard trying to put on eyeliner or mascara when your dog keeps shoving her head between your legs because she wants butt scritches.  There have been days I’ve walked out of the house looking like Norman Bates in the final scene from Psycho.

*Note to self, now is NOT the time to ask, Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?

Not. A. Pretty. Picture.

Every couple of weeks when I doing my Saturday chores, I toss the bath mats in the wash.  This week after I washed them for whatever reason I put Delilah’s bath mat in front of the sink.

And yesterday morning, in no uncertain terms, she let me know the mat was in the wrong spot.

You said I could stay in the bathroom if I was on my mat.  I can't help it if you are on there too.  Isn't this togetherness nice?  Now scratch my butt woman.

You said I could stay in the bathroom if I was on my mat. I can’t help it if you are on there too. Isn’t this togetherness nice? Now scratch my butt woman.

She came in, wedged herself between my legs, sat down and farted.  I laughed so hard I almost cried.    (I really want to get that on camera, because this dog can fart.)

So after an uncomfortable 30 seconds, in which I tried to get my make-up on, and then tried to take a photo, I had her get up and moved the mat back to where it belonged.

Don't look at me like that.  I don't make these crazy rules, you do.  I'm just here to do your bidding.

Don’t look at me like that. I don’t make these crazy rules, you do. I’m just here to do your bidding.  Now can I have my breakfast?

Consistency is key.  She’s so used to being on a mat in the bathroom that wherever the mat is, she’ll try and utilize it.  If it gets her butt scratches in the meantime, well that’s a bonus for her.

Do you use a mat or the place command?  What happens if you switch it up on your dog?  Do your dogs know their place?

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