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Chloe is Not Coming

May 19, 2014 By Jodi

What’s the first thing you learned in basic obedience class?  Not the first thing you taught your dog (which was probably sit) but the first thing you learned?

If I remember correctly, it’s not to repeat your command.  I ask my dog to sit, if (s)he does not sit, I use a treat and lure the dog into a sit.  When I am walking Delilah and call her to me, I reward her when she comes, if she does not come I say, “Too bad” and I put the treat away.  I wait a few seconds and I try again, usually the next time she’s very quick to respond.

For a long time Delilah and I went to a drop in obedience class and there was this couple that had a pair of labs and they about drove me to drink.   Okay truth here.  It doesn’t take much to drive me to drink, but that’s entirely NOT the point.   The point is these people would say, “Sit, sit, sit, sit” and then “Stay, stay, stay, stay” until it took all my energy not to swing my leash and whap them upside their head with the clip.

When I’m out cruising the neighborhood with the dogs, I naturally notice the houses with dogs.  There’s one house we pass that has a German Shepherd dog and the dog barks incessantly.  She hears us from about two to three houses away and she barks until we are at least two three houses beyond her.

Do you want to come and play with me?

Do you want to come and play with me?

Now don’t get me wrong, my dogs bark when other dogs walk past, but not to that degree.  AND if my dogs are barking like lunatics, I go and check the situation out and typically call them away from it.  Unless of course it’s something that requires my attention.

So this dog is barking her fool head off as we walk past and the owner comes outside and I hear, “Chloe come, Chloe come, Chloe come, Chloe come, Chloe come, Chloe come.”

I wanted to scream, “Chloe is not coming. Walk over to your dog and get her.”

In the truth is stranger than fiction category, yesterday when we were walking past that house the woman stopped me to compliment me on how beautiful the dogs are.  As we stood chatting for a few minutes she informed me that Chloe always alerts her when dogs are walking by and that she can’t walk Chloe because Chloe loses her mind when she sees another dog.  Of course, “she only wants to play.”  But I wonder if she actually had the opportunity, if she would even know how.

How do you explain proper socialization to people?  Or the importance of exposing your dog to many situations to help them become a well-rounded dog?

How do you handle situations like this?

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Filed Under: Dog Training Tagged With: Delilah, dog training, Life With Sampson And Delilah

Follow-Up Friday – May 16, 2014

May 16, 2014 By Jodi

Welcome to this week’s edition of Follow-up Friday, where I highlight reader’s comments, answer questions and generally wrap up my week. 

You Make Me Laugh – May 11, 2014

Sherri said, “Can you imagine how wonderful a used dish towel must have smelled to her? ”

I’m sure it smelled delicious.  I have a habit of wiping my hands when I’m cooking.  I’m sure there was probably some food smells on it.

2 Brown Dawgs said, “Now see, brown dawgs would eat that dish towel.”

She was getting ready to rip it so I took it away.

Animal Couriers said, “our girl always steals knickers and socks”

She likes Grandma’s knickers. 😉

Sampson’s Saga Continues

I don’t want to jinx myself, but I do want to tell you Sampson had physical therapy on Wednesday and the therapist said she thought he was walking better and I think he is too.  There are many thoughts going through my mind, like he’s built differently than most dogs, he’s not a high energy, super active dog and maybe he’s just a slow healer.  Besides, I know when my muscles hurt I don’t want to use them,  so I think we won’t be making a decision very quickly.

I'm like a fine wine Mama, it just takes time.

I’m like a fine wine Mama, it just takes time.

Vlad and Barkley’s Dee asked, “Has anyone talked to you about, or did you try Adequan injections for Sampson’s joints?”

No, but thank you for the information, I intend to research this and be fully prepared when we meet with the surgeon next Saturday.

Run Fast, Run Free Sweet Bella

This was the sweetest comment.

Barb said, “The pain of losing one of our fur babies is never easy AJ but in time you will recall all the good memories you had with Bella, and gradually do so with a smile instead of a tear.”

West Virginia Back-woods Hood-rat

Oh yes I will.

Oh yes I will.

Genevieve said, “Get a grip, people. If you don’t care about my dog, at least care about yours. Ugh.”

Do you think that people are just clueless? Like the thought that a dog might not be friendly, or might hurt their dog just never enters their minds?

Jan asks, “Can you have the Animal Control Officer talk to the owners of these dogs? ”

I’m sure I could.  But I’m a bit paranoid, I worry that once I officially complain about someone, they will be targeting my dogs.  I do not want to get into a ‘she said – she said’ situation.

Jen K tells about a fellow that just opens his door and lets his dog out, “Once, both his dogs ran past him as he opened the door for UPS and Moses and I were walking by. My solution? I dropped the leash. I was pissed because this was like the third time they’d escaped past him through the open door, so go ahead, Moses. Let my 150lb Newf handle two 60lb dogs. Take the leash – and me – out of the equation and see what happens. They’d get close, but it was all noise – they had no intention to start something serious. Moses returned the attitude he was getting, and they both immediately backed off and the owner got them from the middle of the street, apologizing. I picked up Mo’s leash and we continued on without a word.  Seriously people. Pull your heads out of your asses.”

When we are in the woods that is exactly what I do.  When she was attacked by two bulldogs, that is also what I did and I would have argued that in court if I’d had to. What Animal Control told me was if she got away from me, she could be considered at fault.  Which I would also argue in court.  Who, in their right mind is going to hang onto a leash in a dog fight.  That’s just stupid if you ask me.  Plus, since we were already in the street, I couldn’t take a risk of having her be hit by a car.  I think if push came to shove, I would kick those dogs if I had to.

Blueberry’s human made me laugh (I like this woman) “Don’t you just wish that we as responsible citizens had the power to ticket and fine these ignorant dog owners? Wait, better yet we would have these iggies line up outside and we (the responsible dog owners) could fling dog poo at their faces. First offense: 1 load of poop to the face; Second offense: 2 loads; Third offense would be watery poo at their face in addition to a shock from a dog shock collar. Oh if only I were in charge…mwahahaha. I choose dog poop to the face for any offense – not just failing to scoop poop.”

Maybe we could run on a split ticket? 😉  I like the way you think.  I could easily become a poo flinger.

Jan K asked, “Was animal control going to go visit those people and talk to them?”

I think he wanted to, because he asked where they lived.  Granted the woman did not have control over her dogs, but at least she was outside with them, the other dog was outside by itself and he didn’t seem to be too concerned about that.

Spam be Damned!

Jan K said, “200 per day? Ha! That’s nothing…..they were hitting me at 500+ for a couple days there, to the point where my server restricted my account because it was using too many CPU’s!”

I don’t understand why some blogs get so much spam, while others get little to none.

Jenna, Mark “Husky-crazed” Drady said, ” I have only ever got one spammer. It was for a gay man and he wanted a sexual partner! ”

I hope he was interested in you or your hubby.  ;-0

Flea said, “Imagine clicking over for your dose of Heart Like a Dog and finding out that someone with a potty mouth had taken over? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I can’t even imagine.”

Ha ha, I was waiting for someone to say something.

We have to help it!

We have to help it!

Kari said, “At least she was trying to make friends with the statue.  Mia barks at reindeer statues around Christmas.

We had one of those on our walks at Christmas too.  The funny thing was at night she was fine with it all lit up, but one night it wasn’t and she was so worried about what was on that lawn!

That’s all for me folks, have a wonderful weekend!!

 

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Filed Under: Follow-Up Friday, Uncategorized Tagged With: Delilah, Dog, Humor, Life With Sampson And Delilah, Sampson

Spam be Damned!

May 15, 2014 By Jodi

Spam be Damned!

Remember that problem I had with spam?  I’m not joking when I say I would typically get about 200 spam comments every 24 hours.  I was using Askimet which caught most of the spam and put it in my spam folder, but it was still a giant pain in the rump, because every day or so, I’d have to go through and empty the spam folder after checking to see if any real comments were inadvertently sent to spam.

Emma had her mom send me an e-mail sharing a post about Disqus helping to cut down on spam and I meant to read it, I really did.  But I didn’t.  Part of the reason is I comment on blogs that use Disqus and for me (and speaking only for me) I can sometimes find it a pain in butt.  I have to sign in using Google, or Twitter or something and sometimes I just want to leave a quick comment and Disqus is just one more step I need to take.

Some of you have that little box that says “check here to prove your human” I don’t mind that one in the least and I also like the little picture ones where you have to drag some coins to the piggy bank or something similar. What can I say? I like simple.

Maggie from Oh My Dog! shared a plug in she was using for security purposes to help prevent hacking and cut down on spam.  I find it so sad that people will actually try and hack a site of someone they don’t even know just to share their ugly propaganda, but it happens.  Anyway, Maggie shared that she used this plug in for WordPress called “Wordfence.”  I immediately went to my dashboard and looked it up and it got five full stars!  It’s a free plug in (of course you can upgrade to paid) and it not only stops security hacks, but it also prevents spam.  So I figured what the hell?  I emptied my spam folder and installed the plug in. 

Guess what? 

That was 9 days ago and yesterday I had my first ‘spam’ and it was actually a reader’s comment that accidentally was put in the folder!

After two days of using Wordfence I went in and deactivated Askimet.  The only thing I don’t like about Wordfence is I get an e-mail every time I sign in BUT I also got an e-mail on Monday that someone tried to hack my site!  But Wordfence prevented it!  Woot, woot!!

Imagine clicking over for you dose of Heart Like a Dog and finding out that someone with a potty mouth had taken over?  ‘-) I know, the horrors!

Delilah and the ‘puppy.’

Delilah and I have continued our walks around the neighborhood.  Luckily for us, our neighborhood leaves us lots of options, so we don’t need to take the same walk every night.

The other day on our walk Delilah encountered something she had never seen before.  Her reaction was so cute, I just had to take and share some photos.

Mama?  Do you see what I see?

Mama? Do you see what I see?

I'm not sure what it is.  I think I need a closer look.

I’m not sure what it is. I think I need a closer look.

Dear Dog!  Mama, I think the Chamber of Secrets has been opened.  This puppy has been turned to stone!

Dear Dog Mama!  I think the Chamber of Secrets has been opened. This puppy has been turned to stone!

We have to help it!

We have to help it!

It’s okay Delilah, it’s not a real puppy, it’s just a lawn ornament put there for enjoyment, and curious labradors!

This is my contribution to Thursday’s Barks and Bytes Blog Hop the blog hop for ALL Bloggers, hosted by 2 Brown Dawgs and Heart Like a Dog.  Grab a badge, link up and make some new friends!

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