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The Umbridge Pen – Barks and Bytes

August 20, 2015 By Jodi

Is that a dog barking? I thought to myself as I left the coolness of the supermarket and headed back out into the August heat. I stopped, straining my ears to listen. Nothing.

I continued to my car breathing a deep sigh of relief. As I opened the door a huge wave of heat hit me in the face, I’d only been inside for 15 minutes, but in the dog days of August, 15 minutes was more than enough. Honestly, I hate going to grocery stores in the summer, 9 out of 10 times, I see or hear a dog that has been left in the car.

I put my groceries on the floor, started the car and turned to my head to the left to make sure the way was clear, and locked eyes with a sweet little pitty mix in the car next to me.  As she stuck her little nose to the cracked window to sniff the air, my heart started pounding.

Son of a bitch! With shaking hands I pulled out my cell phone and dialed my local animal control only to discover they were already closed.

I backed the car up to a spot directly behind me, and dialed the police department.

There’s a dog in a car at my grocery store, I explained to the officer that answered the phone.

Is the car running? He asked in return.

I really can’t tell, I responded.

I gave him the make, model and license plate of the car, as well as the location they could find it, and I headed to the gas pumps.

I deliberately chose a pump where I could keep an eye on the car, so I could direct the police if need be. And then I waited watching the clock.

It had been ten minutes since I’d called the police and I had no idea how long the dog had been in the car before I came out of the store.

The car in front of me moved, so I switched into drive and moved forward. In those few precious seconds it took me to move my car, the owner came out of the store, got in her car and drove away.

I filled up my car, then called the police and let them know she left. I passed the cops as I left the complex. All told it was over 20 minutes from the time I called, until the time a cop finally responded.

Ultimately, I was grateful that the temperatures were in the low 80’s as opposed to the temps we’ve been having this week.

We’ve all shared the graphs and the graphics, and still we are constantly hearing about dogs being left in hot cars.

What needs to happen for people to understand that dogs don’t belong in cars while you shop? And what will it take for the cops to take this siriusly?

I’ve given this a lot of thought lately and I am considering carrying a small, flexible dryer hose in my car, so in these situations I could pipe some of the air conditioning from my car into the other car to help cool it down.

Or maybe I can bring a bat, brick or other owner window smashing device to help free a dog from a hot car.

If I had my way, I’d make the person sit in that hot car for the same amount of time and in the same conditions they left their dogs.

Of course what I’d really like is a Dolores Umbridge pen, and I would make them write, “Dogs die in hot cars” until the message was clear.

Without that special pen though, maybe a blunter message is needed? I turned to Delilah, the dog who tells it like it is.

A public service announcement from Delilah.

A public service announcement from Delilah.

Do you think they’ll get the point?

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Dodge Dog

August 18, 2015 By Jodi

Sometimes when Sampson chooses our morning walk he heads up the hill. When he does this he usually has only one destination in mind, the woods. Weekday mornings I sadly have to tell him, “Another time buddy” or “That’s our afternoon walk”. Our morning walks really have to be timed so I can be ready for work, so sadly that leaves us little time for the woods at that time of day.

It’s been so hot and humid lately, not to mention all the neighborhood dogs we’ve had to dodge, that I thought Sunday morning would be a good time for a morning walk in the woods.

Typically we stay on the easy to moderate trails, but the dogs love going deep into the woods. We hadn’t been on the harder trails since before Sampson tore his ACL (which was over 18 months ago), I’m not really sure what possessed me, but the dogs headed that way and I followed them.

I’m not saying it was a mistake, but I will say it wasn’t my most enjoyable walk either. Here’s why.

The bugs swarm me like the drunks swarm the all night diner at 2:00 am. I swatted at the bugs so damn many times I looked like a windmill in the middle of a hurricane. If a plane flying overhead could have seen me through the tree cover, they would have staged a rescue.

Delilah has a tendency to ‘cover’ her business when she goes. She does this by using those lethal back feet of hers and kicking whatever she can find over her ‘stuff.’ Apparently Delilah has no depth perception because she will walk twenty feet away and then without warning, let loose with the dirt. No matter how carefully I watch her, she usually catches me at least once. Sunday was no exception.  It had rained Saturday night so the leaves and dirt were wet. She got me twice. I’m pretty sure at least once, my cursing at her was heard on the rail trail.

Typically I wear socks when I hike, but it was hot. And humid. So I just threw on my sandals and out we went. Remember how I said the leaves and dirt were wet? Yeah. She got my feet.

I love hobbits, but that doesn't mean I want my feet to look like they belong to one.

I love hobbits, but that doesn’t mean I want my feet to look like they belong to one.

These trails have some steep hills. Heading down I’m constantly saying easy, take it easy because I don’t want to lose my footing and pull a Jill on the hill. God only knows how long I’d lie there if I broke my ‘crown.’

And how pray tell, would I swat those bugs away? And what are the odds the rescue plane would seeing my lying down?

There is still a covering of leaves on the trails as well as pebbles, small rocks and sticks, monitoring your down hill speed is imperative.

There is still a covering of leaves on the trails as well as pebbles, small rocks and sticks, monitoring your down hill speed is imperative.

Delilah hikes like she’s the lead dog running the Iditarod, it’s worse if Sampson is on leash, because they are competing to see who gets to the smells first.

Did I mention it was hot and humid? Even at 9:30 am, in the shelter of the woods, it was hot and humid. After about 10 minutes of hiking Sampson was lagging.

The trails are narrow and don’t provide the room that walking on the road does. Delilah had my arm as stretched out as it could be and Sampson was between Delilah and me, straggling along.  Trying to keep up with Delilah while not kicking or taking out Sampson became an entirely new challenge.

Notice how he's slightly behind her. It got worse.

Notice how he’s slightly behind her?  It got worse.

Eventually I was so concerned I’d kick him, I had to let him off leash.

Of course, once he was off-leash he had the energy to run ahead.

Come on peeps, keep up.

Come on peeps, keep up.

By the time we hit the field, I was pretty well done. I’d swatted at about 500 bugs, been covered in dirt twice, was dripping sweat in places I didn’t even know COULD sweat, and I’m pretty sure my left arm is longer than my right one from being pulled hither and yon.

Maybe playing neighborhood dodge dog isn’t as bad as I originally thought.

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You Make Me Smile – August 16, 2015

August 16, 2015 By Jodi

You make me smile (or laugh), the sweet, funny, loving things my dogs do on a daily basis that brings a smile to my face or a laugh to my lips.

Delilah, when I let you off-leash and you run ahead

Chocolate Lab

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but stop to check in,

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or walk right by my side…

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You make me smile.

I don’t let her off-leash on every walk, but when I do, I call her back frequently and give her lots of treats and praise. I keep it short and end it positively and so far, she’s doing amazing!

It sure puts a smile on my face. What do your pets do that make you smile?

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