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Follow-Up Friday – October 2, 2015

October 2, 2015 By Jodi

Welcome to this week’s edition of Follow-Up Friday, the post where I highlight reader’s comments, answer questions and generally just wrap up my week.

You Make Me Laugh – September 27, 2015

Paved by PawPrints said, “Cody has figured out the ways to score extra treats! As a puppy, in our puppy pre school classes, everyone would laugh because he would start doing every trick he know because he thought he could get more treats! ”

LOL and I bet he was looking beseechingly at you with those big puppy eyes.

Callie, Shadow and Ducky’s Mom said, “All our girls have ever had to do was follow their Daddy into the kitchen to get a special treat, like chicken or cheese or hamburger.”

Daddy’s are a special breed, aren’t they? Sampson and Delilah’s Daddy likes to feed them cheese, which I really wouldn’t mind so much if he wasn’t giving them a half a piece each! Hey Daddy, I use that cheese for my snack! I can’t really nosh on a Kong now, can I?

Cupcake said, “Such a good guy! Sometimes, “Come” sounds like “Run” to me. I just can’t get that one straight…..”

Oh Cupcake….you never cease to make me laugh. Maybe Mom should try “Go, Go, Go” and eliminate run altogether. 😉

2 Brown Dawgs said, “Very cute. You comment plugin keeps telling me that my comment is too short so I am adding meaningless words.”

I’m sorry about that. 🙂 But your comment did make me laugh. I am trying to be better at updating my plug ins. I’m hoping that will resolve the issue.

Jackie Bouchard said, ” Rita can get treats out of the hubs just by sitting next to the pantry where we keep all her treats. She totally has him wrapped around her paw! And he always “voices” her as she leads him to the pantry: “Daddy, come here. I want to show you something!”

LOL I love it!  We ‘voice’ our dogs too. Sometimes it just cracks us up.

The Sky Is Falling

It sounds like someone's there.

It sounds like someone’s there.

Jen Gabbard said, “I’m glad I’m not the only one with a dog on high alert due to crap falling from the sky – for us it’s black walnuts, and those suckers hurt when they land on you. There’s an insane amount this year, I spent about 4 hours getting them ready to be cured (still in progress) and three days later there’s still just as many on the damn ground.”

Shoot, I’m sure they do hurt!! And interesting about ‘curing’ them. What does that entail? I almost wish we could eat acorns, I imagine I’d have quite a bit!

Emma said, “Last year Mom wasn’t paying attention, Bailie and I lunged after a squirrel, Mom tried to get her footing and one was on acorns, could just as well have been wheels. Bam…down she went and then to help, we tackled her.”

Oooh, you guys are always so ‘helpful’ to mom. Does she get in a foul mood after something like that happens? I find that I do. I’m tooling along and everything is hunky dory and then the dogs do something or we encounter something and suddenly I’m in a foul mood.

2 Brown Dawgs said, “Acorns are one thing, but at least you don’t have buckeye trees. Those thing are giant. Would not want to get beaned by one of those…We have a lot of acorns too this year up at the cabin. Good for the deer but we have to keep the dogs (Storm) from eating them.”

I had to google them as I had never heard of them. Dang, but those things are as big as chestnuts! Storm eats the acorns? Delilah hasn’t (so far) but she did chase one the other day and pick it up thinking she’d nabbed her prey, but she spit it right out. LOL

Jan said, “Some of our trees hurl large pine cones at us. We would welcome your sissy acorns.”

LOL I bet it hurts to get beaned by one of them! You can have the acorns, but you will need to take all the seasons with them. You can’t truly appreciate acorns unless you are dealing with everything else. 🙂

Jackie Bouchard said, “Worse than an acorn (by far) I had a caterpillar fall out of a tree the other day and land on my boob. I about had a freakin’ heart attack! I was totally doing the Muppet-arms-flail. Hopefully no one saw me…”

You win. I freak out when we walk through spider webs, looking over my shoulder to make sure I don’t have one on me. Tell me, did you scream too while you  were waving your arms about? I would be squealing like a pig.

Jan K said, “We don’t happen to have a lot of oak trees in our area, but I have heard where there are tons of acorns this year. It’s been a weird summer for stuff like that. We have a few apple trees around and there are TONS of apples on every tree! Our yard by the trees is just littered with them!  Someone said all this might mean it’s going to be a hard winter…I sure hope they’re wrong about that!”

Those would hurt if they fell on you too!! Do you have any dogs that try and eat those apples? There is one apple tree down the street and I constantly have to pull Delilah off the little apples on the road.

Lauranne said, “What I would give to see you out and about on a walk!”

Well you are welcome to come any time. Speaking of, I could really use a camera crew to follow us, it might make for good viewing. 😉

Dear Kitty – Barks and Bytes

Delilah likes chasing cats

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Jen Gabbard said, “Aww reminds me of a stray we had around here we affectionately called Danny, though it was a she. They really do have pretty sweet survival skills, but there sense of humor isn’t the same as mine. Sitting outside the patio window to drive Laika insane is not my idea of fun. Oh now you’re going to gingerly lay down and groom yourself right there while my dog is going insane? Nice. They’re jerks, they really are, but I can’t help but love em.”

Oh no, that would never fly at my house. Delilah would be gnashing at the window.

colinandray said, “We have local By-Laws which state that no cats or dogs are supposed to be off leash and/or just roaming. Sadly we also have coyotes, foxes, large hungry racoons and hawks. More sadly, people ignore the By-Law (it clearly doesn’t apply to them), and another live meal is either hauled up into a tree (nice change from bunny), or it is surrounded and attacked. So many cats and small dogs go missing and are never found. Guess who are the first ones to complain about the wildlife? Guess who is really upset when their cat strays into dog territory and gets attacked? Perhaps your Post should be attached to “kitty” so that her owners can read it?”

Of course people ignore it and of course they are the first ones to complain. It’s really interesting about the cats. Really interesting. Around here the notion is that dogs must be leashed and under control, but cats being a different species cannot be controlled that way. We also must license our dogs with the town and prove they are up to date on rabies, but it isn’t required for cats either.

Sue said, “Silly kitty may have a death wish 😉 With the coyote population ever present and growing here, we see fewer and fewer stray cats – that food chain thing.”

It’s sad. Just yesterday morning on our walk I saw a poster for a lost cat. And our elderly neighbor had one that went missing too. If we had a cat I don’t know that I’d want it to be an outdoor cat.

Monika said, “For his part, Sam isn’t much of a fan, but I must remember to drop the leash (is that like learning to sit on command cuz I clearly have not managed to instill that one in my brain-instead my knuckles turn white from gripping too hard and screaming like a banshee for him to stop). While I would never wish any ill on any creature (the single except may be squirrels, but that’s another story), I wish there were a civilized way to co-exist with loose felines where they weren’t seen or heard. Feline love making is waaay to noisy and sounds very unfun for all participants. And finally, an anonymous note about the virtues of pet neutering taped to the doorway might be in order?”

It’s hard to just drop the leash. I know I worry they will run in front of a car (or in Delilah’s case, just keep running.) I do believe this cat is fixed because it does have a home, it just likes to wander.

Jan K said, “There was a time when I believed that cats needed to be let outside to roam and enjoy the outdoors. By the time we lost our fourth one….two to cars, one just disappeared (so most likely wildlife) and the last one to a neighbor’s dog….we smartened up and got over that belief. I try not to judge others though because of that. But all our cats are now and will always be kept indoors.”

I think some cats are quite content to be indoor cats. While part of me would want for rodent patrol in the yard, the other part of me would worry endlessly.

Pamela asked, “Does this mean you don’t recommend holding back two pulling dogs as the ultimate strength workout?”

Not only do I not recommend it, I highly discourage it!  I swear I have a pulled muscle in my arm from holding these two back.

That’s it for me folks,  have a wonderful weekend!

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Dear Kitty – Barks and Bytes

October 1, 2015 By Jodi

Dear Kitty,

I don’t dislike cats and I don’t dislike you yet. You’re a very cute kitty from what I can see.

You seem to have fairly good survival skills as you’ve managed to survive for at least a year in a neighborhood that has its fair share of wildlife. Thus far you’ve managed to avoid being killed and eaten by Coyotes and Fishers as well as Sampson and Delilah.

I don’t know you by name, and you certainly don’t know me by name, in fact, we haven’t ever been formally introduced. Mostly we know each other on sight.

Look at that cute little kitten I thought as I watched you stalk Sampson and Delilah from your yard.  He mustn’t be fixed yet, ’cause that cat has balls. There he is stalking these two big dogs who could eat him up in three bites, (well maybe Delilah could do it in less, since she doesn’t chew her food) was my thought the first time I caught you stalking my dogs.

King of all he surveys.

King of all he surveys.

You might remember I was the one at the bottom of the tree, shaking the food box, trying to coax you down after Delilah chased you up there. (You sure have moxie, walking casually into a yard patrolled by two snarling beasts.) Do you recall, I was also the one peering up that tree what seemed like ten different times before I went to bed that night? I was so worried something would climb the tree and eat you or the crows would carry you off. I was so disappointed when you were still in the tree the next morning, but pleased when I went home at lunch and you were gone. Then I worried for weeks because I didn’t see you again and finally breathed a sigh of relief when I spotted you staring at us from your yard.

Delilah likes chasing cats

I’ve heard cats have a warped strange twisted unique sense of humor.  Perhaps it amuses you to watch me struggle to restrain the dogs when you pop out mere yards in front of them, chasing some small creature running for his life. I realize you’re in the heat of the meowment chasing this small creature, but perhaps you could paws to check, before bopping out into the street.

Maybe you just live by the premise that cats have nine lives and until you starting topping out at about eight, you’re going to continue to live life on your terms. If that’s the case, feel free to disregard this letter.

If not, and you really do have regard for your life, I’d like to suggest you find a way to avoid interacting with me and my dogs.

It is my duty to inform you, I am not Hercules and I can only do what I can when the unexpected happens.

Given the choice of sliding down the road on my face or releasing the hounds, I’m dropping the leash.

I mean really, beef lung only goes so far when the temptation of fresh meat pops out in front of you.

Sincerely and with no malice intended,

Me

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The Sky Is Falling

September 29, 2015 By Jodi

Sometimes I think the Universe has a weird sense of humor and I just have to laugh. No siriusly, if I didn’t laugh I’d probably cry.

What I mean is, it seems like I just get one thing ironed out and another wrinkle appears.

As long time readers may recall last year we struggled with Delilah chasing leaves. In fact, in one memorable adventure I wound up on my back in the road because Delilah thought a leaf was worth chasing. (From my point of view, it wasn’t.)

In the fictional story of Chicken Little a chicken is hit on the head with an acorn and starts a real fuss about the sky falling.  Now I was told that chickens were smart, so it seems to me this little chicken would do some kind of investigating, like maybe look up into the sky and see if a big ole’ chunk was missing, but she doesn’t. Instead she engages a myriad of other animals and together they all rush off to tell the King the horrible news that the sky is falling.

I know, what the hell does a chicken have to do with my blog?

We’ve had some lovely fall weather. I can’t complain, but the acorns, the acorns are intense this year. I’d go so far as to say, it’s raining acorns and has been for at least the past month.

Smashed, cracked or whole, we have acorns.

Smashed, cracked or whole, we have acorns.

We either don’t have enough squirrels in our area, or that little bastards aren’t doing their jobs, because we are practically swimming in acorns.

Sometimes it seems like the sky IS falling, and my own chicken little doesn’t understand that they are in fact acorns that are falling to the ground and rolling down the street.

When we step into the woods the first thing we hear is an acorn falling. We stop, the dogs stare at the spot in the general vicinity of where they heard the noise.

It sounds like someone's there.

It sounds like someone’s there.

I heard it too, it’s an acorn, I say.

Remember in the Wizard of Oz how the trees pitched apples at Dorothy and the Scarecrow?  It’s like that, except it’s acorns not apples and the trees aren’t actually pitching them at us.

Oh and it’s not just the woods. We have oak trees all around us, all up and down our street.

Sometimes they bounce off the roof or the deck and scare the hell out of you.

And then of course, there are the times when they drop 10 feet in front of you and start rolling and Chicken Little drags you across the street as you’re screaming, “It’s an acorn!”

Yeah, sometimes the Universe makes me laugh, but don’t tell her I said that. 😉

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