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June 6, 2018 By Jodi

Hey ya’ll. I’ve been having a really busy week, and I haven’t had the time to sit and write a post. I do have an off-leash dog story to share, and a couple of health issues happening with the dogs that I need to post about, but I just ran out of time, so I’m going to lead with this.

Have you seen this video?

 

I actually saw it on someone’s Facebook page, and I shared it on my because….seriously…

Who the hell thinks of these things? Just when I think I’ve seen everything. Something like this comes along.

So I ask you, what’s next? A fake dog nose so you can sniff your dog’s butt?

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It’s All Fun and Games Until the Dog Barks at 1:30 AM

June 3, 2018 By Jodi

I’ve been living with a cold for the last week and a half. You know when you’re sick, you always have a day where you say, “This is the worst I’ve felt,” and usually after that day, you turn the corner and start feeling better?

I had three days in a row, where I thought that was the worst day.

Actually, the nights were worst. I’d fall asleep reading and as soon as I woke up, shut off the light, and lay down…I’d start coughing.

An uncontrollable, dry, tickling cough.

The first night it happened, I woke up at 1:30 in the morning, trying to cough up a lung. The second I started coughing, Delilah barked at me.

She barked. At me.

She was in her dog bed, on the floor, so I told her, “It’s okay, it’s only me coughing.” Wheezed out between coughs.

I coughed again.

She growled, got up, turned around in her bed, and lay back down.

I coughed.

She barked again.

I told her again, that it was just me.

This went on for about two minutes. Me coughing, her barking at me.

Like it was dueling banjos or something.

Finally, I got up and grabbed a cough drop, propped myself up with a pillow and tried to go back to sleep.

Delilah got up and thought, hey, I think I’ll climb on the bed with Mom and Sampson.

I put my hand up. “Go lie down, you aren’t climbing up next to me so you can bark at me every time I cough.”

I’m just sleeping peacefully and mom decides it’s duet time. She starts barking, what’s a girl supposed to do?

I can laugh about this now, I can assure you, I wasn’t laughing about it at 1:30 Tuesday morning.

You make me laugh (or smile,) the sweet, funny, loving things my dogs do that bring a smile to my face, or a laugh to my lips.

What did your pet do that made you laugh or smile this week?

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Don’t Read the Comments

May 30, 2018 By Jodi

Sunday on the Yahoo website, there was a “passionate open letter” to the woman who was pushing her dog in a baby stroller.

I won’t include the link, because I’m not giving her more clicks, but I’ll summarize it here. (And your free to do the Google, if you really want to read it. Or find it on our Facebook page, because I did share it there.)

The long and short of it is, this woman was backing up and almost hit a lady pushing a ‘baby’ in a stroller. When she realized it was not a baby, but a dog, she wrote a letter to this woman, outlining all the reasons she SHOULDN’T be pushing her dog…in a baby stroller.

I have a rule. Never read the comments, because IMO, the internet has given people carte blanche to say all kinds of heinous and vicious things to each other, and reading those comments normally just pisses me off, and makes me lose faith in the human race, because mostly people are just so hateful and ignorant.

I’ve been fighting with a nasty virus that just won’t ease up. The virus is like the energizer bunny, the bitch just keeps going and going and going. Maybe I was weak, maybe I was delirious, but I decided to read the comments. (It’s true, sometimes when I’m in the right mood, they do make me laugh, but they almost always make me shake my head in disbelief.) Anyway, this day, I read the comments, and then I posted the link on our Facebook page, and we had a great discussion.

The first reason this woman lists for NOT putting your dog in a stroller?

“Babies belong in strollers, not your four-legged friend. And if you can’t (or don’t want to) let them roam on a leash to explore the world around them because you think they’re too special or good for such a simple task, then maybe you shouldn’t have a dog in the first place.”

I wonder if I can get this image with my palm across my face?

Now maybe I’m being over-sensitive, or maybe I’ve given thought to the time when Sampson will not be able to complete his whole walk.  Should his world become even smaller than it is because his back legs don’t work, or will I find a way to get him out and about in the neighborhood and the people he loves? I’d like to think I’ll choose the latter, even if it means more work for me.

There are many reasons WHY people would put their dog in a stroller.

  • Older dogs that just don’t have the stamina for a long walk.
  • Injured or ill dogs that physically cannot walk.
  • Super long walks where the dog just gets too tired.
  • DADO’s. Just think of all the DADO encounters I would have avoided if I had only put my dog in a stroller.

This woman did not considered any of the above reasons, but assumed the woman put her dog in a stroller only because she was treating her dog like her baby, and maybe she was, and maybe she wasn’t, but whatever her reasons, that’s her prerogative! And who the fuck are you or I to judge her?

SO… back to the comments. This day, I was bored, or high on cold meds, and decided I’d read the comments. At the time, there were over 800 so naturally I did not read them all. (I said I was high, not stupid.) And do you know what I discovered. The majority of the comments I read were kind. They were kind and supportive of the woman pushing the dog in the stroller, and they were kind in their explanations. Despite the fact they were trying to explain something to an entitled, self-absorbed, douche bag, they were kind. (Oops, I told you the internet gave people carte blanche to be mean.) 🙂

But I read those comments and you know what? It made me think that people can disagree with one another and still be respectful and kind in doing so.

Maybe we need more ‘dog’ people in politics. 🙂 Stuff might actually get accomplished.

I guess, sometimes it’s okay to read the comments.

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jodiHi, my name is Jodi. Thanks for stopping by and checking out my blog! I have all kinds of fun writing about my two crazy pups, Sampson and Delilah. Find out more!

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