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Well THAT Gets The Heart Rate Up

February 16, 2016 By Jodi

The first thing I do in the morning after I shut that damn alarm off is to check the weather.

Friday my phone said it was 7° out. After pulling on my jacket, boots and ski pants I asked Hubby if I could borrow his balaclava.

It was my first time wearing a balaclava and as Delilah and I strolled down the street I thought, No wonder he likes wearing it, the heat from your breath stays on the inside and warms your face. I made a mental note to try and find one that fit my head, not his.

Since it was so cold out I didn’t expect Delilah and I to encounter any yard dogs, but sure enough, one of her arch-enemies was out in his/her yard.

There are actually two dogs in this yard and while there is no sign indicating so, I assume they are on an invisible fence. Delilah’s arch-enemy likes to run back and forth along the property line and bark at us as we walk past.

I’ve worked really hard with Delilah on getting her past this house. Delilah has attitude and her attitude is, I’m all that and a bag of chips and if you mess with me, I will fuck you up. Without me redirecting her, she is looking for that dog and itching for it to challenge her so she can show that dog her bad ass self.

Delilah’s arch-enemy watches for dogs coming down the street, and Delilah watches for her arch-enemy. The minute I see this dog, I bring out my treats and tell Delilah, not your business. 

Which is exactly what I did on Friday morning. So there we are walking down the left side of the street and Delilah is on my left. The arch-enemy’s house is on the right side of the street, giving us a distance of about 25 to 30 feet.

Delilah is attentively looking up at me as I’m breaking pieces of freeze-dried beef lung up and feeding them to her. As predicted, the dog is barking at us.

Delilah's Arch Enemy

Delilah’s Arch Enemy

This is the hairy part.

We were about half-way past this house and I can hear this dog barking on my right. Suddenly I realize that the dog sounds pretty close to me. I turn my head to the right and there, in the middle of the road, is the damn dog, now only about 8 to 10 feet away from me.

What the actual fuck dog?

Delilah was still focused on me, which was a totally good thing, so I looked at that dog and I said, “Get over there! Get in your own yard!”

To my complete and utter surprise, the dog turned around and went into its yard, where it watched us as closely as I watched it. That is at least until I felt we’d reached a safe enough distance so I could drop my guard.

I don’t think Delilah ever saw that the dog was that close to me, and that was good. Because a dog sneaking up on her six, especially when food was involved would not have ended well.

No dog wants to surprise Delilah with a nose in her ass, because she will turn around and give you a face full of chocolate the likes of which will scare the Bejesus out of you.

My heart was pumping in my chest and I started to breathe a little harder and said, well THAT gets the heart rate up.

But Delilah was unfazed.

Of course I'm a rock star, Labs rock!

Of course I’m a rock star, Labs rock!

Now about that balaclava….just my observation… If you’re going to wear a balaclava and glasses, make sure it’s not covering your nose, especially if there’s a possibility that you might be breathing hard. 🙂

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Happy Valentine’s Day

February 14, 2016 By Jodi

 

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From all of us at Heart Like a Dog, Happy Valentine’s Day!

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Follow-Up Friday – February 12, 2016

February 12, 2016 By Jodi

Welcome to this week’s edition of Follow-Up Friday, the post where I highlight reader’s comments, answer questions and generally just wrap up my week.

First, I’d like to wish a very Happy Birthday to my sister Sheena, make it a good one girl!

You Make Me Smile – February 7, 2016

What doorbell? I don't see a doorbell.

What doorbell? I don’t see a doorbell.

Emma said, “Maybe it works like it does at our house. The doorbell is my thing. I am the official ringer of the bell. Bailie knows how but very rarely rings it. It is like elevator buttons and mini humans, only one should be pushing or ringing.”

You may be on to something there Emma. Maybe they’ve worked it out like you and Bailie have. 🙂

Jan K said, “Oh yes, this reminds me of the girls. They don’t want to learn any tricks, but when Luke does one they come running to see if they can get a treat too (probably because I’ll give them one). We call Cricket Luke’s agent or manager…LOL.”

I like that, Luke has an agent. 🙂 Yes, I give Sampson a treat too, whether he goes to the door or not. LOL

Misty Shores Chesapeakes said, “I’d say that’s pretty typical male…let the female do all the work and sit back and reap the benefits. lol”

Right? Do you think it’s instinctual?

Blueberry’s Human asked, “Would you rather they BOTH ring the bell over and over again until you open the door?”

UM NO. Actually Delilah will ring it again on occasion. Which reminds me, I have the funniest video of her ringing that bell. I have to work on getting that one up. 🙂

Loose Leash Walking

Now that's what I call loose leash walking!

Now that’s what I call loose leash walking!

Lauren Miller said, “Oh leash walking, the bane of my existence… Sometimes when they are really distracted I will just stand there and wait for them to give me some sort of attention.”

I’ve done this and she is as stubborn as a mule, you could literally stand there for five minutes. Shit, the other day I stood in the street facing one way, my arm stretched out with her at the end of it facing the other way. I wonder what the car that drove by thought? LOL

Taryn said, “Most of the time my dogs walk sooooo slooowwwwlllyyyyy that I wish they would pull me. Mine are sniffers and unless they see the source of that smell dart out in front of them, they stand in one place taking it all in.”

Oh yeah, sometimes Sampson stands at the bottom of the driveway sniffing for what seems like forever.  He’s the one that stands and sniffs, Delilah is the one who puts her nose down and ferrets it out.

Emma said, “Bailie is our current puller, but she is getting better. Mom hates the turn around method, but it is effective, so she does use it sometimes even though it drives her crazy going nowhere! ”

It does work with her for a little bit, and most of the time on the road she’s great, it’s when we are in the woods that she really gets excited though. I imagine it’s all those exciting smells.

Julie said, “Cocoa is really good when we are running but when we are walking she is harder to control. ”

Surprisingly Delilah does pretty good running too, she doesn’t usually get going too fast, but I’m not a very fast runner and I can’t do it for long. I considered getting a bike, but then I pictured my busted face and changed my mind. 😉

Blueberry’s Human said, “First of all, I use a hands free leash system (it’s just a carabiner attached to my jeans belt loop). ”

Are you brave or crazy? 😉 Siriusly, you MAY have convinced me to try this. I say MAY.

Misty Shores Chesapeakes asked, “When you turn around do you turn into her?”

No because she’s usually ahead of me and when I move forward, she does too.

DZ Dogs said, “Bring treats, and work on “look at me” while you walk.”

I do have treats and I use “look” when there is something distracting, but she’s a maniac with the treats and if I pull one out, she will stop or keep trying to walk in front of me. 🙁

Jan K said, “Sheba used to be my worst puller. But since I started bringing treats with me and training her to “heel” she’s been so much better.”

I’ve got to work on this more. Right now it’s so damn cold that I don’t want to take my hands out of my pockets. 🙂

Beth said, “I do lots of reinforcement with treats and some verbal commands–if there’s an area she keeps pulling towards, I’ll tell her to watch and give her treats as long as she’s staying right beside me with her loose leash–and sometimes toss treats ahead of us and tell Barley to find it so that I can redirect her attention.”

I need to work more on giving commands throughout the walk and not just when there’s something distracting. I have thrown treats down in from of us before (I’d forgotten about that), thanks for the reminder!

Daschund Nola said, “I taught a formal heel (in the house and yard first, to get it well established), and then one walks I’d cue her to heel. Just for a few seconds, and then I’d release her to pull. Since pulling was more reinforcing than anything I could do, I figured it couldn’t hurt to try that premack principle. It worked! I just slowly increased the heeling and slack leash duration, and now she only pulls when she’s released to do so.”

Okay so, like, I totally had to look up premack because I’d never heard of it. It’s brilliant, totally brilliant. I think when it gets a bit warmer out, I’ve got some training to do. Thank you, thank you!

Maggie said, “These guys are the same. Together they walk like jerks. Alone they’re pretty good. Except, with Cooper, when we see other dogs. My solution? A can of spray cheese! Gross but it works.”

Ugh, that is gross. LOL but you have to use what works.

I Hope He Poops In The House – Barks and Bytes

You can see the spot just above his knee where they shaved him for the Ultrasound.

Boy howdy, I don’t know what all the hoopla’s about.

Genevieve said, “NOBODY finds humor like you do! I’m pretty sure I’m right about this.”

Is that good or bad? 😉

Emma said, “Katie is losing control of her back end muscles. She falls a lot, and she has a real tough time squatting to pee and poop. Sometimes, though, when she gets up in the house she can’t control herself and a “log” will pop out on the floor. We don’t care because as you say, it’s easy clean up but we feel bad for her because we know she doesn’t feel right about doing that.”

Do you think she knows she’s done it? My friend’s dog is totally fecal incontinent right now and she doesn’t know she’s doing it. 🙁

Callie, Shadow and Ducky’s Mom said, “Poor Sampson. Perhaps he was just too tired to try to go up the stairs. But I love the way you find humor in so many situations. And the more politically incorrect the better, IMO.”

I think laughing beats crying, although I’ve done my fair share of crying over these two as well. 

Jan said, “Political correctness is ruining the country and causing miserable people and a total lack of humor. Thank you, Jodi, for being you and I hope you get lots of REM sleep.”

Thanks Jan. Would you believe I said this very thing to a co-worker the other day and we got into a heated debate? 

Lauranne said, “Glad to see some things don’t change! I wonder if Sampson has been talking to Poppy as her new favourite game is let’s not poo in my litter tray overnight. You have no idea how much it freaks me out seeing that she hasn’t poo’d. Why do they do this to us??”

I have no idea! Damn it you guys, stop freaking us out!

DZ Dogs said, “It’s easier to laugh than to cry right? I think I just need to hang out with you sometime!?

I love hanging out with blogging friends! I can make you laugh. 😉

Jan K said, “I know exactly how you feel. I feel like every other blog post I write is about Sheba’s cancer or our impending potential move. I’m afraid people might get tired of reading about both, but those two things are consuming my life and thoughts right now so how can I not be writing about them a lot? I know Sampson’s injury is consuming your life as well; but I’m glad you can find some humor in it because that is all that keeps us sane, right?
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve woken up in the night and felt Sheba panting. Is she in pain? Is she just hot?”

I’m not getting tired of reading about either one of those topics Jan, if that makes you feel any better. 🙂 But it’s true that most people focus on the things that affect them the most and I think that’s very normal. And I hear you about being worried in the night because the dog is panting. I mean these guys are so stoic, it’s sometimes hard to tell!

Dachsund Nola said, ““Hell, I can pretty much find humor in most situations. It may not always be nice, or politically correct, but you can bet your ass I’m laughing about it.”
I laughed out loud at that one! Girl, sometimes you’re so much like me it’s scary.”

I read your comments and your blog and think the same thing. 🙂 Great minds..

Beth said, “Barley and Soth like to mess with my REM cycle, too. I’m glad Sampson was fine, and I’ve definitely curled up on the floor with my darlings in the middle of the night and had the same results.”

Honestly, there’s no place I’d rather be.  I know they are with us for such a short time, but I was grateful that I had Sunday to sleep in. 🙂

Alright, that’s enough for me. I think this post is longer than a children’s book. But that’s mostly your fault, because you’re all so awesome!

Have a wonderful weekend.

 

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