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I Like Sticks

June 14, 2016 By Jodi

Have you ever heard someone say, “There’s a toy box full of toys, but the baby is always playing in the (Tupperware, pots and pan, etc.) cabinet.”?

Ever since he was a small puppy Sampson’s chewing preference has been wood.

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He liked toys too, but when left to his own devices, he chose wood products.

At our old house we didn’t have a lot of trees, so Sampson found things to chew on IN THE HOUSE.

The first thing he chewed was a old-fashioned coat rack that I had bought in New York on a Thanksgiving visit to my mother-in-law. I wasn’t horribly upset, but I did put some bitter apple on it and it seemed to stop.

The next wood item he chewed was the foot rest to my breakfast bar. I was panicked about that one. Not because I cared about the foot rest, but more that I was concerned that HUBBY would care about the foot rest. (We’d just remodeled the kitchen!)

He didn’t. After anxiously running scenarios over in my mind, when I told him what Sampson had done, he simply laughed and said, “I never liked it anyway.”

Eventually Sampson grew out of that puppy phase and we moved to a new house. With a lot of trees.

This meant that Sampson had access to lots of sticks. The dumb ass silly dog would go outside, eat a stick and then come inside and throw it up. We had to constantly monitor him and attempt to divert him from eating the stick.

I'm a happy dog since I started taking Omegease.

Yes, it’s true. I like sticks.

Every time we caught him with a stick we’d do our best goofy dog voice and say, “I like sticks.”

He’s gotten a lot better. Of course, he doesn’t have the freedom outside now that he once had, and he still on occasion will come in with something in his mouth, which we immediately remove.

In the present he is almost always outside on leash, with the exception being when he simply goes out to potty. But even then, either my husband or I am out with him, making sure he doesn’t run or do anything else that might be perceived as stupid.

Of course, on his walks (as long as the Mama is walking him) he is on leash.

Since he’s had his partial CCL tear, he’s put on about five pounds, which is super hard to help him lose, considering his limitations with exercise. He gets tired easily on our walks and it’s not unusual for him to stop and sit or even lie down for a minute or so, until I urge him up again.

What can say? The lassies all love me.

Sometimes a dog just needs a rest.

Which is why on Saturday when he stopped at a certain neighbor’s house, I didn’t turn around. This particular house has a cat and the woman who owns the cat lets the cat outside on a leash. Both my dogs make it part of their morning walk to stop and stare at the cat.

I’m pretty sure Sampson just wants to play, Delilah on the other hand, she’s drooling, so DOG only knows that she’s thinking, although I bet I could hazard a good guess.

So Sampson was stopped and after a few seconds I realized he wasn’t just staring at the cat, but that I was getting gentle tugs on the leash, sort of like he was snarfing for something. This is something I have to be aware of with Delilah, but not Sampson.

Until Saturday.

Here's where the little jerk off stopped.

Here’s where the little jerk stopped off.

Looks normal, no?

Here's what the little asshole found.

Here’s what the little asshole came up with!

A chunk of wood!

Naturally I took it out of his mouth and threw if far under the bush, and would you believe, yesterday morning he stopped to look for it again?

How about your pets, do they have a preference when it comes to chewing? Or playing?

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Filed Under: Dogs Tagged With: Humor, Life With Sampson And Delilah, Sampson

I’m Drowning in Clutter

June 3, 2014 By Jodi

I don’t know about you, but lately it seems like I just can’t keep up with everything.  It’s true, I’m drowning in clutter.

By far the biggest culprit for me is paper, I’m one of the few folks who could care less if the post office stops delivering on Saturday.  Bonus!!  One less day of useless crap that I don’t know what to do with.  That being said, there are other things that just seem to pile up.

Take the leashes, collars and harnesses.

Since Sampson has still not been cleared for stairs or unleashed supervision, there is only one door in our house that he can use.  It’s our French door, which we typically don’t use.  Since Sampson is a GINORMOUS puller, he’s on  a harness, but he also needs to wear his collar with his tags on it.  The harness we use has a special leash, which I use when we do our twice daily walks.  IF we are only going outside to potty, I use his daily leash and clip it to his collar.

When Delilah comes with us in the morning, I also put her on harness.  I’m pulled in two directions as it is, and the harnesses help minimize the pulling.  Delilah’s harness does not have a special leash, just her every day leash.

The French door that we use to exit the house sits right near the pool table.  When we walk in and I remove harnesses and leashes, they get tossed into a big pile on the pool table.  While it’s nice to have everything in one spot, it seemed like every time I reached for a leash, I was grabbing the wrong one, or digging it out of a jumbled pile.

I said something to Hubby and he said, “I was thinking of that, we could nail some hooks to the wall and use them to organize the leashes.”

As soon as I heard, “Nail,” I stopped listening.  I have a thing about putting holes in my walls.  I know it’s super weird, but the reality is, I’ve hardly hung anything on my walls that required a new nail hole, in the entire 7 years I’ve lived here.  At our old house, Sampson was trained to ring a bell to go outside and potty and that was nailed to the door frame,  but in our new house, I refused to put a nail or screw in my beautiful woodwork.  The bell sits forlornly on the bookshelf next to the door, sadly collecting dust.

So there I sat on Sunday contemplating exactly how I could organize all our dog walking supplies, without making a hole in my wall!

Here’s what I came up with .

Much better than a jumbled mess on the table!

Much better than a jumbled mess on the table!

This container was sitting in a pile designated for a tag sale.  It’s an old photograph organizer that I bought from one of those scrap book home parties.  I pulled some of the dividers out and made it so it has four compartments.  It holds, Sampson’s harness and special leash as well as Delilah’s harness and every day leash.

The container is sitting on the stool, along with Sampson’s every day leash, and the stool is sitting right next to the door.  Since Sampson’s harness and leash are black it’s easy to tell them apart from Delilah’s.  It has made the pool table so much cleaner and while it hasn’t cut down on the other, every day clutter, at least there is one area that looks fresh and organized.

Do you have a problem keeping leashes organized?  How do you organize all your dog walking equipment?

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Filed Under: Dogs Tagged With: Delilah, dog training, hiking, Life With Sampson And Delilah, Sampson

West Virginia Backwoods Hood-rat

May 14, 2014 By Jodi

Warning: Rant ahead.

Oh yes I will.

Oh yes I will.

Last week I came as close as I’ve ever come to going West Virginia backwoods hood-rat on someone because of their off-leash dogs.

Here’s the scene.  Delilah and I are casing walking the neighborhood.  As I approach a house, I see a small brown head peeping out at me.  Just like little Ernie from FRANKly and ERNESTly speaking. 

Frankie and Ernie - FRANKly and ERNESTly Speaking

Frankie and Ernie – FRANKly and ERNESTly Speaking

Except this isn’t Ernie (and he wasn’t wearing bunny glasses.) Then I see another dog.  I pull Delilah in just a tiny bit closer, she’s paying no mind whatsoever to these dogs.  I hear the woman call one of the dogs, “Eli, Eli come here!”  I turn.  The little dog that looks like Ernie, is steadily, stealthily, coming at us.  Not barking or growling, just a dog on a mission.

The woman says, “Oh my God!  He’s going after her.”

At which point I turned around and snarled, “She will go after him!”  As if on cue, Delilah turns around, hair up and says, “RAR, RAR, RAR” which is dogspeak for “Get the woof away from my Mama.” Because I’m pretty sure she’s reacting to me reacting.

I spin my head forward urging Delilah to move away from the dog, but when I look ahead, here comes the other dog!  We’re trapped, being stalked by two weiner dogs, one from the front and one from the rear.  My heart is racing, I’m not sure what to do.  I reach around to my back pocket fumbling for my pepper spray when I realize those few seconds might  very well mean the difference between us getting away and a horrible altercation.  I urge Delilah to move faster and I yell over my shoulder, “GET YOUR DOGS!”

Delilah and I turn the corner and I hear the woman yell, “Sorry!”

The. Very. NEXT. Night. 

The next night Delilah and I head up the hill.  From about two houses away I see a small black bundle in the road, barking it’s fool head off.

Are you freaking kidding me? I say to myself as I turn around.  I look back and the small dog has run off.  Delilah and I turn back around and as I approach the area where we saw the dog, I see a woman working in her yard.  I call to her, “Is it okay to walk past?   Your dog won’t come after me?”

She indicates a pug sitting on the front steps and says, “Her? No.”

I say, “Well I saw a black dog just a moment ago.”

“That’s their dog,” she said pointing towards the house next door, ‘They just open the door and let it out, (don’t even get me started on this) he comes over and poops in my yard.  It’s not friendly,” she adds almost as an after thought.  

Great.  Just fucking great.  There’s a mean little dog with a Napoleon complex on my street.

I’ve worked super hard with Delilah to help her not react to other dogs.  Just the other day as we walked past a house, the garage door opened and out came a dog, who as soon as she saw Delilah started barking and running around like a nut.  Delilah gave her the dog equivalent of a raised eyebrow and turned to me for her cookie.  **Random useless thought…I call this look “the Legolas”   Legolas is an Elf in The Lord of the Rings and he rarely shows emotion, but sometimes he gets this quizzical look on his face and sort of raises his eyebrow. **End Random useless thought that is not relevant to this post.

I am the peeper, a sweet chocolate seeker.

I am the peeper, a sweet chocolate seeker.

I’ve also worked her hard on the dog in the e-fence who likes to peep at her.  There used to be two dogs there, the peeper and the posturer, but I haven’t seen the posturer in a while.  Still you can tell she’s watching for it as we approach the house and I usually just pull out a cookie and hold it in my hand as a redirect and we sail past it.  Except for the times she tries to get in front of me (but that’s a rant for another day.)

Back to the subject at hand.  I called the dog warden because my concern is one day I will not be able to prevent an altercation and I’m concerned that Delilah is going to be labeled as an aggressive dog and she is not.  I’m almost 100% sure she is reacting to me, who is freaking out that she will react.  I can change this.  It will take some work on my part, but I can do it.

Animal control did assure me in that situation, if Delilah (who would outweigh the dog by 60 pounds) were to hurt the dog, as long as she was on leash, licensed and up to date on shots, she would not be in trouble.  But that little dog very well could be.  

This is serious business people and one we’ve been writing about for what seems like forever, how do we get this message across?  It’s not just the dog that is being approached that is at risk, but the approaching dog could be injured or worse!

My next question is, what makes Delilah a target for these off-leash dogs?  But that my friends is a question (and quite possibly a ran) for another day.

Rant over.

 

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