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The Sweatshirt Incident – Barks and Bytes

February 18, 2016 By Jodi

I mentioned in my last post that we had frigid temperatures this past weekend.

I’d read somewhere that your pets should only be outside as long as you can stand it yourself, and they should be dressed the same way you are.

It was below zero on Saturday and I knew damn well that Delilah wouldn’t wear the snowsuit and balaclava (to that I had one for her to begin with) so somewhere in the gray matter I call my brain, I had the bright idea to use one of my sweatshirts as a coat for the dog.

I slipped it over her head, and rolled up the sleeves. It actually fit her fairly well, you can see in the below photo that the bottom of the sweatshirt hit right at the end of her but. I couldn’t adjust her harness enough to fit it over the sweatshirt, so I used Sampson’s harness and it worked perfectly.

I think the ultimate insult was when I put her boots on.  I practically had to drag her outside. She was either embarrassed or totally pissed off. (It’s hard to tell sometimes with that one.)

You think it's cute. I don't, you better watch your back when you're sleeping.

Pissed off. Definitely pissed off.  You think it’s cute. I don’t. You better watch your back when you’re sleeping.

She walked so slowly next to me, I had to keep encouraging her to keep up. Then she’d try to move a little faster and she’d trip a little on the boot. I was a good Mama and stifled my amusement so as not to piss her off further.

After her walk it was Sampson’s turn. His walks are shorter but I still thought he should wear the sweatshirt, so I put it on him. Since he’s a bit bigger than Delilah, his harness fit over the sweatshirt too.

I can see why House Elves have an aversion to this.

I can see why House Elves have an aversion to this.

I checked it to make sure it wasn’t covering his penis and out the door we went.

My first mistake was thinking that Sampson needed a sweatshirt. He truly loves the cold and was so happy and excited to be outside, I had to keep slowing him down.

My second mistake was not taking into account where the sweatshirt would fall when he was standing up.

You see where this is going?

Two houses up we stopped so Sampson could tinkle. He lifted his leg and I bent down to make sure the sweatshirt was working the way I’d intended it to.

I knew he was peeing, but I couldn’t see it.

Then there was a drip. Drip. Drip. Drip.

He was peeing in the band of the sweatshirt!

Shit!

Suddenly, the pee stream made it past the band of the sweat shirt and it looked like a balloon filled with liquid with about 15 pinholes in it. Pee was streaming out everywhere!

Sampson was oblivious to the sudden warmth on his belly, but I knew I had to get that sweatshirt off because it was so cold I didn’t want him walking with a block of urine bouncing against his stomach or worse, have the sweatshirt freeze to his skin.

Since his ACL injuries, Sampson can’t just stand around. Typically he lies down, or if he HAS to, he’ll sit.

I had to make sure I had some control on him, because I needed to remove the harness in order to remove the sweatshirt, so in this instance, he sat. Once he was secure and I knew he wasn’t taking off on me, I then had to remove  the sweatshirt without getting dog piss all over me or him.

Of course, once I got it off, I still had to carry it home. Thankfully his walks are shorter than Delilah’s.

The next day, Delilah wore the sweatshirt WITHOUT the boots and Sampson…well let’s just say, Sampson went commando.:-)

It's better without the boots, not much better, but better.

It’s better without the boots, not much better, but better. You can rest easy again.

 

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I Hope He Poops In The House – Barks and Bytes

February 11, 2016 By Jodi

I really don’t want every single post I write to be about Sampson and his struggles with a partial ACL tear or his adrenal glands. (I’m pretty sure you don’t either!)

I’m going to do my best NOT to do that. But as most of you know, typically people talk about what they know and the situations that impact their lives. And when you have an ill or injured pet, that is definitely life impacting.

Even though you may have an ill or injured pet, there are still instances where you can find humor. Hell, I can pretty much find humor in most situations. It may not always be nice, or politically correct, but you can bet your ass I’m laughing about it.

Sometimes if I’m really non-PC, I’m only laughing on the inside, but I’m still laughing.

Sampson did a partial ACL tear on a Tuesday. On that miserable walk out of the park, my sweet, sweet boy managed to take a dump.

And THAT was the last one he took, for over 36 hours.

As we hit the 24 hour mark, I placed a call to the vet. The last thing I needed was for the damn dog to get impacted with poop on top of everything else he had going on.

The vet suggested some pumpkin as a natural way to get the process going and explained that sometimes when we have an injury, it takes our systems a little bit of time to ‘reset’ themselves.

Not to mention, (I thought), the dog isn’t getting out and walking to help move things along.

Wednesday night as I snuggled with Sampson I said to Hubby, “I hope he poops in the house tomorrow.”

It’s okay really.  With the raw diet, the poop is very hard and is easy to pick up.  A shot of disinfectant on the floor and you’d never even know it happened. 😉 (Well YOU would, because I would tell you and then if you came to my house, you’d be like, “Where was it? Remember Patty, don’t sit on HER floor.”)

The vet had said to keep Sampson’s potty breaks to five to seven minutes only two or three times per day.

Immediately after his injury we were confining him to our yard.

No wonder he wouldn’t poop.

So Thursday morning I thought, well why can’t his five to seven minutes be outside the yard? I leashed him up, set the timer on my phone for three minutes and very slowly and carefully we set out.

Well lo and behold, he pooped! I was so excited I shot Hubby a text. And his response made me LAUGH.  Check it out.

Funny text

 

I told you we could find the humor in most situations.

Another thing that happened was both funny and sad.

Sampson hasn’t been coming to bed with me a lot lately. I’m not sure if he hates us helping him up on the bed or what (maybe it’s time to put the mattress back on the floor) but he’s spent a lot of nights in the living room.

Saturday night was one of those nights. He was stretched out in front of the fireplace and I said good night and we went to bed.

Somewhere around 1:00 am Delilah barked and jumped off the bed. This isn’t so unusual unto itself because she does do this randomly. I don’t know why. Maybe she has a dream or maybe she just likes to fuck with my REM cycle, but if you’ve ever been startled awake, you know what I mean.

What WAS different this time was that she ran down the hall and into the living room, barking the whole way.

It wasn’t a holy shit, there’s somebody in the house bark, it was more like, run, run, woof, run, run, woof.

Once I was pretty sure there was no-one in the house, I followed her, only to find her standing in front of Sampson who was still lying right where I’d left him.

Once Hubby and I were on the scene, she left and went back to bed. In Hubby’s spot. (She’s evil that one.)

So there I was at 1:00 am wondering why the hell she woke me up and if something was terribly wrong with Sampson. Hubby rubbed his ear (Sampson’s not his own, I mean what would the point of that be?) And Sampson smiled, but he didn’t move.

Hubby went back to bed and I started to go myself and then I thought, what if something’s really wrong?

I tried coaxing Sampson up, but he wouldn’t move, so I grabbed a pillow and a blanket and laid down on the floor with my hand under his head. I knew he wasn’t in distress or pain because he was very calm and he wasn’t panting or exhibiting any other signs to indicate something was wrong.

It took me a while, but after about an hour or so I calmed down enough to start to fall asleep.

You can see the spot just above his knee where they shaved him for the Ultrasound.

Then he got up and moved to a dog bed.

I guess Delilah’s not the only one who likes to mess with my sleep cycle.

Do you find humor in hard situations? Are you like me, sometimes just laughing to yourself?

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Pandora’s Box – Barks and Bytes

February 4, 2016 By Jodi

I don’t know about you, but when something happens health wise either with me or the dogs, I usually have a bunch of questions. Once I get those answered I like to mull over the issue (similar to the way most people sip wine), then I form my thoughts of how I think I’d like to proceed. Once that’s done, I feel out a couple of other people.

As most of you know Sampson went in for routine tooth removal on the 19th of January and they discovered an irregular heart beat as well as a heart murmur. Since he was already at the vet he had a chest x-ray and the heart looked normal, so the next thing they suggested was an Ultrasound of his heart, which was also normal.

Golden Labrador Retriever

Another visit to the vet? I love them and all, but this is getting ridiculous. Just as ridiculous as a dog wearing boots.

The Dr. performing the Ultrasound said the next cause of these types of irregular heart beats is tumors on the liver or spleen. My vet called and asked if they could Ultrasound those as well and I said of course. (In for a penny, in for a pound, right?)  There were no tumors/masses on the liver or spleen, which was good news. BUT  they did find a very tiny nodule on one of one of his Adrenal glands.  When discussing this with another vet, I said, I’m just relieved she didn’t say mass and the vet said, yes it is a mass.  Way to lure me into feeling okay about this.

My vet thought it possible that Sampson might have Cushing’s disease and asked if she could run a blood test, which came back normal. She then suggested a urine test to check for dilution. I was pretty adamant that he didn’t have Cushing’s having already consulted Dr. Google, but I used my Ninja pee skills and dropped off a sample.

I was shocked when the vet called and said his urine was diluted. The next thing she said, was we should put him through the test for Cushing’s Disease. And that’s where I drew the line. My thought process was this,  he has no symptoms of Cushing’s, so why would I make him spend another full, stressful day at the vet’s office?

I put in a call to one of the owner’s of the practice who tends to lean towards the Holistic approach and asked him to call me to discuss it.

He opened the conversation with, “Welcome to Pandora’s box”. Which in layman’s terms means, we’ve ruled out a good portion of what Sampson DOESN’T have, but we still don’t know WHAT, if anything, he does have.

So we talked about the Cushing’s test and he had an alternative suggestion. There is a urine test (fairly new, currently only run at a laboratory in Wisconsin) which tests the levels of cortisol and creatine and it can rule out Cushing’s.

The way it was explained to me is thus, the test can do one of two things, it can tell you the dog DOESN’T have Cushing’s Disease, but it cannot tell you if the dog has it. Savvy?

The urine test was about $102 vs approximately $300 for all-day-at-the-vet to test for Cushing’s Disease. For me it was a no brainer. Put my dog through a stressful test, or utilize my pee ninja skills again? *Note here, it was not about the money, because I would spend the $300 IF I thought he had Cushing’s, but my Spidey senses were saying  NO.*

So Thursday night I picked up the dog’s water bowl around 8:00 in the hopes of making sure Sampson’s urine was good and concentrated. His first pee of the day was at 8:45 Friday morning and it looked nice and dark to me, but I dropped it off anyway.

The vet called on Tuesday and said “As you suspected, he does not have Cushing’s.” Well…she said there’s always a small chance, like the odds of him getting struck by lightening or winning the lottery. Which would be really rare, since he’s never played the lottery as long as I’ve known him.

I feel fairly confident in saying, we’ve ruled out Cushing’s Disease, but we need to monitor that little adrenal.  The vet was comfortable waiting a couple of months, but not me. I’d rather err on the side of caution (and Hubby agrees with me) so we plan on having it rechecked either the 17th or 24th of this month, depending on what the Ultrasound Dr. says.

The vet and I talked about what could be going on with that adrenal and it could be a benign little nothing that could have been there for a while, or it could be something really sinister. She spelled it for me and then the next words out of her mouth were, “I really regret spelling that for you just now, because I know you’re going to go on the internet.”

They know me SO well.

She then asked me to please not go searching around on the internet and I told her I wouldn’t. And I’m not.

In the meantime, he still has a partial ACL tear on his other leg and they can’t do surgery on him because they don’t know why he has the irregular heart beat. I’m not sure I WANT to do surgery on him to begin with, because he was one of those dogs that just never recovered well from it. Whether that was just the way Sampson is built or the surgery itself, we don’t know. The Vet says it doesn’t hurt to do a consultation with a surgeon just to see what they say as they have methods of working on high risk dogs that the typical vet doesn’t, but right now, he’s just so wiped out, I don’t have the heart to put him through it.

You can see the spot just above his knee where they shaved him for the Ultrasound.

You can see the spot just above his knee where they shaved him for the Ultrasound.

So for now, we are limiting him to two, five to seven minute very slow walks just to get him outside the yard to potty.

If the next Ultrasound shows no change with the adrenal, we’ll more than likely make an appointment to see a surgeon, if there are changes in the adrenal…well, we’ll cross that bridge when we get there.

Right now, I just feel really helpless and heartbroken for poor Sampson.

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