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It’s a Dog, No It’s a Cat…Barks and Bytes

November 6, 2014 By Jodi

A few years back our daughter’s cat, Bob came to stay with us.  Bob Stone (isn’t that the cutest name for a cat?) is quite the character.  Unlike some cats, he adjusted quite well to living with dogs.  In fact, he adjusted so well, he began to act like a dog.  I called him a Cog. 

We work on having our dogs sit while we are putzing about in the kitchen.  Bob quickly learned that sitting while we worked earned him nibbles of treats.

Bob learned sitting would earn you a treat.

Bob learned sitting would earn you a treat.

Many days I would find Bob and Delilah side by side at the french door, watching for chipmunks, or just watching leaves fall.

Bob so wanted to be part of the dog’s pack, he would often times try to climb up on the bed when they were sleeping, but  most times the dogs would have none of it.  Then he would go sleep in crate, or curl up on one of the dog’s beds.

 

At least I can claim the crate.

At least I can claim the crate.

Bob was one of the first cats to sneak into a photo.  Sadly his phrase, "PhotoBobbing" never caught on.

Bob was one of the first cats to sneak into a photo. Sadly his phrase, “PhotoBobbing” never caught on.

I did write a little bit about Bob.  You can find those stories, here, and here.

I tell you this because I’m beginning to suspect Bob wasn’t the only animal in the house who started to pick up another species traits.

I’m speaking of course about Delilah.

Delilah who seems to think she’s capable of climbing up on the couch and curling up on your lap.  Except she can’t figure out how to curl up there.

Now what?  Bob made it look so easy.

Now what? Bob made it look so easy.

Delilah who thinks she can catch a chipmunk.

Delilah who has the knack for getting underfoot when you are trying to do something.  Like race to the kitchen to check on the food.

While she doesn’t wrap herself around my ankles like a cat can, she does have the uncanny talent of shoving her head between my legs.  Since she’s a large dog her head hits me right about crotch level.  Quite an unsettling moment when you bend over to pick something up and get shoved in the behind and then licked on the nose. 

Or when you’re trying to get ready for work and it looks like you having a baby that looks like a Chocolate lab.

I think the worse thing however is when you rush in the door in a hurry to use the bathroom.  Have you ever tried to pull your pants down with a dog’s head between your legs?

 

 

You're such a whiner and very uncoordinated I might add.

I thought you said you were a good multi-tasker?

 

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Welcome to Thursday’s Barks and Bytes Blog hop hosted by 2 Brown Dogs and Heart Like a Dog. The Barks and Bytes hop is for anything at all and all bloggers are welcome. You don’t have to be a dog blog to join. For new blog hoppers, a blog hop is list of links that is shared on multiple blogs. In order to be fair to all participants we ask you to please use the linky list. If your blog does not support a linky list, please link back to your hosts.

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The DADO (Dumb Ass Dog Owners) is Heading Your Way

November 3, 2014 By Jodi

Everyone has met one, or at least heard of one. Maybe you live next door to one. Yes it’s the dumb ass dog owner.

Based on the response to “It’s Not Okay“, most of you have a story (or two or three) about the Dumb Ass Dog Owner. Mary from Tales From the Back Road and I got to chatting on Facebook and Mary had an idea for a Dumb Ass Dog Owner blog hop.

Badge courtesy of Mary from Tales from the Backroad

Badge courtesy of Mary from Tales from the Backroad

One day (next Monday, November 10th) when we all share our stories of dumb-assery.

Maybe you’re like me, maybe you live in a neighborhood full of dumb asses.  Maybe you’ll have to do eenie, meenie, miney mo to figure out which story you’re going to share.  (I know I will.)

Maybe you’re one of the lucky ones, maybe you live in  a perfect neighborhood, maybe you’ve never seen a dumb ass dog owner in your life.  If that’s the case, please, send me a message and tell me where I can find such a place.

Wouldn’t it be lovely if we could find a place, a community where all our neighbors had similar mindsets?  Where we didn’t have to worry about walking our dogs safely?

Sadly, I don’t see this happening in my future anytime soon.

I have to believe that nobody wants to be “That guy”,  the one people look at and go, WTF?

Maybe by sharing our stories of dumb-assery we can somehow find a way to educate the dumb ass dog owners of the world.

What do you think?  Are you up for it, are you ready to share your story of dumbassery?

If you are then join Mary and me next Monday for the Dumb Ass Dog Owner blog hop.   Let the hilarity ensue.

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Dog Walking, Not For the Faint of Heart – Barks and Bytes

October 30, 2014 By Jodi

I’m not one for Horror movies, I have never watched  Friday the 13th, or Halloween, The scariest I go is “The Mummy” with Billy Zane, I can’t be scared of Billy Zane.  And really don’t you think my poor little adrenals deal with enough in my life? LOL

But I have been watching the television show Sleepy Hollow.  The rational part of my mind understands it’s a TV show, but the imaginative writing side of my mind can sometimes get carried away.

Howl-o-ween isn’t the only scary day for dog walking.  Especially if you live in my neighborhood.

You see, we have these birds.  Effing birds!  They sit and watch you.  They follow you.  They jeer at you.  “Caw, Caw”  Eff you birds, go away!!

I always feel like....somebody's watching me.

I always feel like….somebody’s watching me.

Creepy little fuckers, aren’t they?

This time of year can be especially scary for dog walkers, let’s face it at least one of your daily walks is more than likely to take place….in the dark.

And yes, I carry a flashlight, and yes I have a light on my hat, but that really doesn’t make me feel much better because:

  • Eyes are not the only things that glow in the dark.
Not so scary up close and personal.

Not so scary up close and personal.

  • At 6:00 am wind chimes can sound eerily like the Pied Piper, coming to steal my soul.
  • The slight swaying of a fern alerts me, something or someone just darted away.
  • In the dark it’s hard to determine just what that object is.
  • Shadows hide things.
  • There are places for little ghostly ghouls to hide.
Try having that pop out at you.

Try having that pop out at you.

  • Then of course, there are the dogs who like to give you a run for your money.
What scares you about this picture Mama?

What scares you about this picture Mama?

Enough about this spooky, scary shit.  I told you there was a give-away didn’t I?  So here it is.  One lucky winner will win all the goodies in both of these pictures.  (Minus the props of course.)

Check it out, Fruitables, Boo Bars, a Full Moon treat bag, ball and bandana.

Check it out, Fruitables, Boo Bars, a Full Moon treat bag, ball and bandana.

Indigo Smokehouse strips, Jones Windees and West Paw Tux toy.

Indigo Smokehouse strips, Jones Windees and West Paw Tux toy.

ENTER THE GIVE-AWAY

To enter the give-away just click on “Click here to enter” and enter your information in the fields. First, enter your name or your blog’s name in the “Contest Entry” field. If you have a website, enter it in that field. If you don’t have a website, leave it blank. You must enter your email and name in those fields. They will not appear on the public list. Your email is important because we need a way to contact you if you win, so make sure you enter it correctly. Click “Enter your link…” and you are entered. The contest is open to US residents and will be open until Wednesday November 5, 2014 11:59 PM.

Wait a minute!  What's up with this odd colored badge?

Fangtastic!!

JOIN THE BLOG HOP!

Welcome to Thursday’s Barks and Bytes Blog hop hosted by 2 Brown Dogs and Heart Like a Dog. The Barks and Bytes hop is for anything at all and all bloggers are welcome. You don’t have to be a dog blog to join. For new blog hoppers, a blog hop is list of links that is shared on multiple blogs. In order to be fair to all participants we ask you to please use the linky list. If your blog does not support a linky list, please link back to your hosts. Blog Hoppers, this one’s for you. 🙂

That’s it for Barks and Bytes, thanks for joining us and good luck in the contest.

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