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Is It Her or Me? – Barks and Bytes

February 12, 2015 By Jodi

As the saga of Delilah’s liver levels continues I sometimes ask myself why I bother.  No matter how carefully I monitor what goes in her mouth, she always finds something.

Take yesterday. On our afternoon walk she tried to gobble up some poop that was smushed in the middle of the road.   Shocking right?

I mean, how the hell does dog poo get in the middle of the road?  Who lets their dog drop a deuce in the MIDDLE of the road and not clean it up?  I’m on the side of the road trying to figure out how to dig the little ball of shit out of an ice crevice and all along I could have just let them dump in the middle of the road.  And I could have left it!!

Then I came home from work last night to discover the kindling wood out in the middle of the living room.  You know the kindling wood that typically sits in a sealed plastic bag beside the fireplace.

Naughty Delilah

If I don’t look at it, it can’t capture me.

The paper you see in front of the wood is the label from INSIDE the bag.  How the hell she got that out I have no idea.  

As I picked up the wood to put it away I discovered the wood had been chewed.

You see what I mean, the dog is out to kill herself. 

Or maybe it’s me.  Maybe she’s trying to kill me. Do you think dogs think like that?

One last thing.  Today is my sister’s birthday, Happy Birthday Sheena!  I hope you have a wonderful day.  I love you!

 

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Welcome to Thursday’s Barks and Bytes hosted by 2 Brown Dawgs and Heart Like a Dog. The Barks and Bytes hop is for anything at all and all bloggers are welcome. You don’t have to be a dog blog to join. For new blog hoppers, a blog hop is list of links that is shared on multiple blogs. In order to be fair to all participants Linda and I ask you to please use the linky list. If your blog does not support a linky list, please link back to either Linda or I.

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Do Dogs Have Feelings?-Barks and Bytes

February 5, 2015 By Jodi

Monday I asked my Facebook followers, “Do you believe dogs experience feelings of love, jealousy, shame, humiliation?“

I had seven responses.  Five said YES!  One said yes to the first three for sure.  The last one said a new book she was reading had her questioning what she knew.

I admit, I had an ulterior motive.

Sunday we posted a photo on Instagram (you can follow us HeartLikeADog) of Delilah wearing her new boots and staring out the window.  I captioned it, “Delilah contemplating if the walk is worth the humiliation of wearing boots.”

Dog-hates-boots

It’s not, it’s definitely not.

You may remember a few weeks back I picked up some of those disposable rubber balloon like ‘boots.’  While I can see their value (you want to protect a paw that has a sore on it) they aren’t the boots for us.  We went through that $20 pack of boots in about 2 weeks.

I needed to find something a little more durable.  My friend Mary had a review on boots, but Mary is in the desert and I wasn’t sure exactly how well those boots would stand up to the snowy, salty, chemically Connecticut winter.

Chemical crap on roads

Whoops, someone took a dump.

Luckily my friend Tanya who lives in New York put up a photo of her dog wearing boots.  I hopped right on the message chat and got the specifics.

I ordered the boots from Chewy and they came in two days.

How hard can this be? I asked myself.  They’ve been wearing booties for weeks, I thought.

I put one boot on each of the dogs.

Typical Delilah she tried to bite it off.

Ah, it's velcro, all I have to do is grab it right here...

Ah, it’s velcro, all I have to do is grab it right here…

Sampson just laid there and pouted.

Dog hates boots

This isn’t cute, this is cruel.

I left the boot on for a few minutes, then put another one and left that one on for a few minutes, then took them off.

Come walk time I put the boots on the dogs and headed out the door.

Dogs with boots

Do you see anyone watching us in that direction? I don’t see anyone this way either.

Sampson the little jackass kept kicking his feet and trying to throw the boot.  Eventually he won and tossed one of the offending boots into the snow.  I picked it up and put it in my pocket.  After that, he was fine.  I guess it’s like when you get the spins from drinking, as long as one foot touches the floor…

Delilah was a totally different story.  She walked sedately beside me.  She did not sniff, she did not look around, she did not potty.  If I had to say what her mood was, I’d say pissed off.

I figured she either hated the boots or the sound of my giggling voice as I watched them goose-stepping up the street.

When we first started with the balloon boots, Delilah had a similar response.  The first day she only walked, the second day she tinkled on the walk and by the third day she was back to her normal, silly self.

I shared this with my mom on Sunday evening as we discussed the dog’s progress with the boots.  “Today she tinkled on our walk, she’ll be back to doing her pooping business tomorrow,” I said confidently.

Monday she filed a formal protest and staged a lie in.   She allowed me to put the boots on her, but she refused to get off the bed and walk.

Dog hates boots

I refuse to take one step with these ridiculous things on.

Sampson and I walked alone.

Monday afternoon we still had lots of snow and no real chemicals on the road, so I let them walk without shoes.  Tuesday I started her with the boots on her back feet only and she did okay.  She walked with a nice loose leash, but she still wouldn’t poop.

Yesterday morning neither one of them wanted to get up for their walk.  Hubby said, “Maybe it’s too cold, why not just skip it?”

Dogs in boots

Why don’t you just head out without us?

Because I got up at 5:45 to walk those stinking dogs and dammit, they’re going to walk! So beginning yesterday morning, they’re both walking with boots only on the back feet.  

So given all of that, I’ll ask you.  Do you think dogs have feelings?

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My Dog Is a Doofus

January 29, 2015 By Jodi

Remember how my mom fell and ended up in the hospital?  Then the hospital released her and sent her to a convalescent home, and they in turn gave her physical therapy and sent her home two weeks ago.

One of the things that happens when you return home from a convalescent/rehabilitation facility is you need to be monitored by the visiting nurses.  

Yesterday I came home at lunch to give Delilah her Benadryl and to walk the dogs.  After we got all suited up we walked out the door and started down the driveway only to discover one of the nurses was parked in the driveway.  

Sampson of course noticed her right away.

Someone is here!  I'm pretty sure it's because they want to see me.

Someone is here! I’m pretty sure it’s because they want to see me.

I knew I could never get the dogs past her car, especially if she was sitting in it.  Sampson is so excited to see people, he would literally drag me down the driveway.  In fact, Tuesday on our walk we past a woman and her dog and he dragged me across the street in an attempt to greet them.

I noticed the nurse was talking on her cell phone, so I turned around and brought the dogs back into the house and went outside to wait.

I was on my lunch and while my boss wouldn’t be miffed if I came back late, I still don’t like to take advantage.  I waited a couple of minutes and was just getting to the point where I was going to knock and tell her to either get out of the car and into the house or move her car from my driveway, when she got out of the car.

She hollered up to me, “Do you have to walk the dog?”

“Yes” I replied.  

“You could have brought them down.”

“No, my dog is a doofus, he thinks everyone is here to see him, he would drag me down the driveway.”

True story.  He checks every car we pass to see if there is someone in them.  He gets a hitch in his giddy up when he notices a person either in their yard or walking.  He roos at them as he approaches and tries to drag me over to say hello.

Thank Dog she's not whining about me.

Thank Dog she’s not whining about me.

He really is a doofus.

 

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Welcome to Thursday’s Barks and Bytes hosted by 2 Brown Dawgs and Heart Like a Dog. The Barks and Bytes hop is for anything at all and all bloggers are welcome. You don’t have to be a dog blog to join. For new blog hoppers, a blog hop is list of links that is shared on multiple blogs. In order to be fair to all participants Linda and I ask you to please use the linky list. If your blog does not support a linky list, please link back to either Linda or I.

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