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It’s Always The Last Place You Look

March 15, 2016 By Jodi

I don’t know about you, but for me, this whole Daylight Savings shit is for the birds. Apparently a lot of folks are fed up with it too, over 100,000 people have signed a petition addressed to Congress to end this cruel and inhumane tradition. (Feel free to pop over and add your voice.)

I mean, last week we were walking in DAY light, catching a beautiful sunrise and this week, we need to gear up with lights and drag our sorry asses out of bed in the dark.

The dogs don’t care for it either. Usually both dogs pop up and out of bed when I do, but yesterday Sampson didn’t get up and Delilah DID but she went back to bed.

I’m tired because it takes my body time to adjust to the time difference and I think the dogs are tired too. I mean how else can you explain what happened yesterday morning?

First I have to share this. When I walk on a street, I face on-coming traffic. This is something my parents taught me when I was a child.

Is this NOT a thing anymore?

Because the kids I see today are always walking with traffic and news flash! There are way more distracted drivers in this day and age than there were when I was a kid! I mean what if some dip wad isn’t paying attention because they’re twiddle fucking around with their cell phone? You want to see that crazy mother fucker so you can jump the fuck out of the way, right?

Sorry, I digress.

Around my neighborhood you learn where and when to the cross the street. We don’t walk on the same side as THIS house because the freaking dog likes to charge the e-fence and has made me crap my pants and clutch my heart more times than I care to count, and we don’t walk on the side of the street as THAT house because they don’t clean up after their dog and there are disgusting piles of shit that I don’t want the dogs sniffing, never mind walking through.

So Delilah and I were crossing the street to avoid THAT house and I reached for a treat to reward her for paying attention to me.

Now here’s the thing about Delilah and treats. She LOVES them and she’s a Lab and has never really understood the concept of calmly taking a treat. She sees your hand reach for your pocket and she loses her mind and tries to run over to that hand. At some point, she typically wraps the leash around either herself, or me, (or both) or knocks the treat out of my hand. In this case, it was the latter. She knocked the treat out of my hand, and neither one of us saw where it landed.

So she started sniffing around in the road. When you have a dog like Delilah, you know whether she got the treat or not. In this instance, clearly she hadn’t.

Did I mention it was dark? And the feeble light I had on my hat wasn’t making enough light for me to check the road, so I whipped out my phone to access the flashlight feature and started looking about. Of course Delilah was looking too and guess what? Neither one of us could spot the treat.

I raised my flashlight a little higher so I could expand the search area and it was then that I spied it.

It was on her back.

Yeah, apparently when she went for the treat, it flipped over her head and landed on her back.

Look...no props, no background. You call that photography?

If I had to choose between treats on my back or a monkey, I’ll take the treat. I suspect I wouldn’t like a monkey on my back.

It’s always the last place you look.

How do you feel about this Daylight Savings thing? I hear at least 8 states are considering doing away with it, but with varying degrees. Some want to do away with the fall turn back, while Rhode Island wants to switch to Atlantic time…

Tomorrow we’re guest blogging on the Jones Natural Chews blog to help Miss Flea out while she battles cancer, so pop on over to give her some love and tell her we sent you. 🙂

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You Make Me Laugh – March 13, 2016

March 13, 2016 By Jodi

You make me laugh (or smile), the sweet, funny, loving things my dogs do on a daily basis that brings a smile to my face or a laugh to my lips.

Sampson, the way you just lie there, with no complaints, while the physical therapist is blowing you dry…

Golden Labrador

you make me laugh.

So Sampson had hydrotherapy last Wednesday and the therapist likes to dry him off. She has this extremely high-powered blow dryer, it’s so powerful you can actually SEE the water flying off Sampson and he just lies there while she moves his leg, or rolls him over.

This dog is so sweet, and so easy-going it’s actually comical.

How are your pets when people are working on them? Are they easy-going and relaxed like Sampson?

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Follow-Up Friday – March 11, 2016

March 11, 2016 By Jodi

Welcome to this week’s edition of Follow-Up Friday, the post where I highlight reader’s comments, answer questions and generally just wrap up my week.

You Make Me Smile – March 6, 2016

Chocolate Labrador watches out window

Emma said, ” I love to sit in my front window and watch, but I often fall asleep there too.”

Do you have a bay window, or a window with a seat in it? Our old house had that and I do miss it.

Jan K said, “Luke and Cricket both love to lie on the top of the couch in the office and watch out the window. Sheba prefers to go outside on the deck and lie on the steps to watch the other side of the house from there. I guess they’ve got most of it covered!”

Sheba is like Sampson, if he had his choice, he’d lay out by the front gate or in the front yard and watch the world go by.

Cupcake said, “I watch out the window all the time. Who else will protect Mom from evil mail carriers, noisy lawn guys, deranged kids riding skateboards, the putt-puttering golf cart, and people walking by minding their own business? She’s lucky to have me.”

She sure is Cupcake, she sure is.

Taryn said, “My guys, and Wilson especially, have the neighborhood comings and goings down to a precise schedule. He knows when to get in the window to watch for his archrival, the akita from across the street. They hear the UPS guy from a couple blocks off!”

Aren’t they funny? They don’t have watches, but yet somehow, they just know!

Julie said, “There is a kitty across the street that comes up to our windows and it makes Cocoa crazy. She does not like kitties!!”

LOL it sounds like my guys. If the cat is in the house, most of the time they tolerate him well, but let us see a cat on our walk, or have a cat in our yard and all hell breaks loose!

Alexa88 said, “I often sit on the porch right beside lily. she will move right up to my side and lean on me. Like a big warm hug.”

Oh my, that sounds so wonderful. I love it when my dogs snuggle up to me.

Is It Just Me?

Siriusly, did she just compare me to Cujo?

Siriusly, did she just compare me to Cujo?

Taryn said, “I’ve had that happen many times. I’m actively trying to get out of the way and the DADO is actively trying to catch up. I eventually get grouchy, stop and sit my dogs, and let the ass pass. They get a nasty “my black dog is NOT friendly” snarl out of me and I get an ‘Oh, mine just wants to say hi, he’s so friendly……..’ If they continue to push it, they get what they get!

It’s so frustrating. You work so hard with your dogs and then clueless people just muck up the whole thing! With Delilah being such a large dog, I worry about her hurting a smaller dog. Although the animal control officer has told me that as long as she was on leash, she wouldn’t be in trouble. Still that’s a risk I’d rather not take, you know?

Lauranne said, “It is not just you I lost count of the number of times things like this happened to me and BD. One of my favorites was when I very obviously crossed the road to get away from a man and his dog and they decided to cross the road to come and join us just as I was passing a parked car leaving BD and me trapped…I think in the end I had no option but to turn tail and run.

Ugh, I hate that! I will dart into someone’s yard without a second thought. LOL I am constantly looking and plotting ways to get away from dogs/people on our walks. Just in case.

Emma said, “No, doesn’t happen to us much around here. Would love a video of you and Tigger jogging up hill, though!”

LOL one of these days I’m going to get that Go-Pro camera on me, so I can video it. I suspect a lot of people would subscribe to a YouTube channel with Delilah and her crazy antics.

Jan said, “There should be such a thing as Dog Rage with stories of DADO having awful things happening to them from responsible but deranged dog owners.”

Right? The sad thing is, it’s probably the dogs who end up paying for their owner’s stupidity.

Lexy said, “I used to run into that a lot with my neighbour’s (very very dog unfriendly) beagle. People seemed to think that because he was small and calm-seeming, that I was, I don’t know… lying about his being not friendly. He would literally play bow and act friendly right up until another dog was within teeth distance, and he shredded another dog’s ear once because his owner got surprised by someone sneaking up on them. When I ask someone if their dog is friendly, and they start with, “ummm… well…”, I don’t let Gwynn meet them. If your response isn’t ‘hells yes!”, then it’s “No, we don’t want to meet you”, i don’t need to know that your dog only likes black german shepherds who were neutered in the past 6 months, or get grilled about whether my dog is old/young/male/female/fixed/etc. I really want to know the end of your story! Because I really can imagine you stalking back down the hill, snapping “SIT” (and the dog listens, because you’ve got boss-voice on), and then telling the woman exactly what’s what.

LOL OH, if only I had the courage! I typically try NOT to have confrontations because my experience has been that most people really aren’t open to being educated about what they’re doing wrong.

Monika and Sam said, “Hahahah! I snorted chai all over my screen with the image of ‘lighting that woman up like a grill in springtime.” What a vision! After I stopped laughing, my reaction became WHAT THE [fill in the blank] IS WRONG WITH SOME PEOPLE?! Sheesh. And for the record, trust me running downhill is much harder on the knees plus the ‘brakes’ don’t work. at. all. because of this thing called inertia.”

Ba ha ha, I love when my humor comes across. Sometimes I’m just not sure if people are finding it funny or not. As for the downhill bit, I have to agree. I was thinking of that yesterday on our walk, I thought it’s easier to be dragged uphill, than down. 😉

Mary Ann said, “On the bright side, these things make for interesting blog writing and reading. :-)”

Well thank you, I try to make it entertaining. 🙂

Misty Shores Chesapeakes said, “Naw, not just you. I think most of us have been there and here is my theory…responsible pet owners notice the not so responsible pet owners more than the average person because we just can’t believe they walk upright.:-)”

I think your theory is spot on.

Jackie Bouchard said, “Ugh. This has happened to me a lot! I feel like turning around and yelling, ‘Are you BLIND? Can you not see that I’m exhibiting all the universal signs of trying to flee?!” Like, I’m speeding up, I turned and went a different direction, I keep glancing back at you then picking up my speed. WtH??”

Oh I hear you!! I want to scream, “Are you stupid?” But I’m usually running so fast I can’t talk. 😉

Dachshund Nola said, “My favorite thing about small dogs is that you can just pick them up and move on. People are dicks!”

That would be a great benefit to having a small dog. And you are right, people are dicks.

Meagan and Merlin said, “It’s not just you. I was walking Merlin on the foreshore and i see a couple with their tiny dog so i move out of the way to let them pass. Oh no they drag their dog over to mine and this little dog growls at Merlin and they said something along the lines of “it’s always like that” but they on purpose dragged their reactive dog to mine when they knew it was like that.”

Don’t you want to say, “Buy a vowel, Vanna! Stop trying to make your dog into something its not!”

KB said, “I certainly have met my share of clueless dog owners. Because Shyla can be so fearful, I don’t let her meet dogs who appear like they might be overbearing or aggressive. However, I can attest that I have no stories as funny as yours. I’m sure it was terribly upsetting while it was happening but you turned it into a hilarious story.”

I hear you and think you are wise to protect Shyla that way. And thank you, I try to shine humor on the crazy situations so other people with challenging dogs don’t feel so alone.

Barks and Bytes – March 10, 2016

For those that missed yesterday’s post, I had a brain fart and forgot to wrap up the story. LOL So, what actually happened was this….Once Delilah and I got out of the dog’s sight they stopped following us. Whether the dog lost interest or the person turned the dog around, I don’t know. I siriusly considered dropping Delilah at home and then going up to the park and punching her in the face.

Lauranne said, “Is it wrong that I am a little bit gutted that you didn’t go back and punch her in the face? She’s gotta learn somehow! :-)”

HELL NO! If you had written that post, I’d have wanted you to punch her too. LOL

Jan said, “I think a good face punch would have been in order. Negative reinforcement works well on stupid people.”

I want to like this comment a million fucking times!

Well that’s it for me folks, thanks for reading and have a wonderful weekend!

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