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Delilah’s 12 Days of Christmas

December 24, 2014 By Jodi

Happy Christmas Eve!!  Yesterday I promised you the 12 Days of Christmas…Delilah style.  So without further ado, here you go.  

On the first day of Christmas Delilah stole from me, a pint of Ben and Jerry’s.

On the second day of Christmas Delilah stole from me, 2 canned hams and a pint of Ben and Jerry’s.

On the third day of Christmas Delilah stole from me, 3 French rolls, two canned hams and a pint of Ben and Jerry’s.

On the fourth day of Christmas Delilah stole from me, four thawing birds, three French rolls, two canned hams and a pint of Ben and Jerry’s.

On the fifth day of Christmas Delilah stole from me, Five Riiinnnng Dings, four thawing birds, three French rolls, two canned hams and a pint of Ben and Jerry’s.

On the sixth day of Christmas Delilah stole from me, six geese a braising, Five Riiinnnng Dings, four thawing birds, three French rolls, two canned hams and a pint of Ben and Jerry’s.

Hmmm, the bacon's all gone.

Hmmm, the bacon’s all gone.

On the seventh day of Christmas Delilah stole from me, seven Jello puddings, six geese a braising, Five Riiinnnng Dings, four thawing birds, three French rolls, two canned hams and a pint of Ben and Jerry’s.

On the eighth day of Christmas Delilah stole from me, eight sweet potatoes, seven Jello puddings, six geese a braising, Five Riiinnnng Dings, four thawing birds, three French rolls, two canned hams and a pint of Ben and Jerry’s.

On the ninth day of Christmas Delilah stole from me, nine jelly donuts, eight sweet potatoes, seven Jello puddings, six geese a braising, Five Riiinnnng Dings, four thawing birds, three French rolls, two canned hams and a pint of Ben and Jerry’s.

On the tenth day of Christmas Delilah stole from me, ten sugar cookies, nine jelly donuts, eight sweet potatoes, seven Jello puddings, six geese a braising, Five Riiinnnng Dings, four thawing birds, three French rolls, two canned hams and a pint of Ben and Jerry’s.

On the eleventh day of Christmas Delilah stole from me, eleven packs of crackers, ten sugar cookies, nine jelly donuts, eight sweet potatoes,, seven Jello puddings, six geese a braising, Five Riiinnnng Dings, four thawing birds, three French rolls, two canned hams and a pint of Ben and Jerry’s.

On the twelfth day of Christmas Delilah stole from me, 12 rolls of gas-ex, eleven packs of crackers, ten sugar cookies, nine jelly donuts, eight sweet potatoes, seven Jello puddings, six geese a braising, Five Riiinnnng Dings, four thawing birds, three French rolls, two canned hams and a pint of Ben and Jerry’s.

Chocolate-Lab

 Christmas Eve and you can’t stop talking smack about me.   Where’s your spirit of good will woman?

 Tell the truth, did you sing the song or read it? 

Have a wonderful Christmas Eve.

Some amazing prizes here.

Some amazing prizes here.

 

 Welcome to Day 24 (the final day) of the #Advent4Dogs Giveaway hosted by Kol’s Notes, Dogthusiast, Heart Like a Dog, NEPA Pets & Wag’n’Woof Pets. Today’s give away is not sponsored by anyone.  Today’s giveway isa $25 gift card to Etsy.  Hop on over to Kol’s Notes to enter the give-away.

Today’s trivia question can be found at Wag ‘N Woof Pets.

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Filed Under: Advent Calendar for Dog Lovers, Humor Tagged With: Delilah, Humor

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  1. Molly The Wally says

    December 24, 2014 at 5:41 am

    BOL funny. We enjoyed that. Wishing you are very Merry Christmas and a joyous and prosperous New Year. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
    Best wishes Molly

  2. Cupcake says

    December 24, 2014 at 5:55 am

    Ha! I guess she needed the Gas-x after all that! Whenever I grow taller, I plan to take EVERYTHING off the kitchen counter. I wonder when I will grow. I’m 8. It should be any day now.
    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

  3. Lauranne says

    December 24, 2014 at 6:04 am

    Silly question, of course I sang it! brilliant song, although i did think on the 12th day of Christmas she may have stolen your sanity – maybe that’s next years trick?!

    Have a fantastic Christmas

  4. 2 Brown Dawgs says

    December 24, 2014 at 6:22 am

    Cute. Cute. Well its a darn good thing she got the Gas-X in there…lol.

  5. Pamela | Something Wagging This Way Comes says

    December 24, 2014 at 7:00 am

    Heck ya I sang along! I had to celebrate with Delilah after finding out she wasn’t getting coal in her stocking.

    Hope you and your family enjoy a lovely holiday!

  6. Emma says

    December 24, 2014 at 7:48 am

    Mom and I read it in song. Made me hungry, though. Sounds like she has everything stolen for a good party! Merry Christmas Eve!

  7. Sand Spring Chesapeakes says

    December 24, 2014 at 8:56 am

    Bravo Brave, that was awesome. Poor Delilah. Have a great Christmas Eve and Christmas my friend.

  8. Mary says

    December 24, 2014 at 9:27 am

    That was too funny. And ya, I had to sing it.
    Merry Christmas to you and yours.

  9. Callie, Shadow, and Ducky's Mom says

    December 24, 2014 at 10:04 am

    Oh Delilah you crazy dog! Honestly, I sang it to myself, silently, because Grumpy Doggie Daddy is watching the news. I do love your creativity! Merry Christmas to all of you from Callie, Shadow, Ducky Doodle Demon Dog, Ebenezer Scrooge, and Me.

  10. retro rover says

    December 24, 2014 at 10:31 am

    best version of that song that Ive heard

    retro rvoer

  11. DogDaz says

    December 24, 2014 at 10:34 am

    Jodi – You are too funny with your furloves. May you and the pack have wonderful holiday season and a happy 2015 – Your friends at DogDaz Zoo.

  12. jan says

    December 24, 2014 at 11:19 am

    We all thank Delilah for inspiring your very funny blog about her exploits. We sang her song today and will remember her when we hear the other version and wonder why she doesn’t have a tummy ache.

    Merry Christmas to you all.

  13. Hailey and Zaphod says

    December 24, 2014 at 11:34 am

    Love it! Merry Christmas!

  14. Monika says

    December 24, 2014 at 1:02 pm

    BOL and yes, I totally sang it in between snorts of laughter (my office mates are a little concerned with my Christmas spirit now 🙂 ). On the plus side, D-dog is getting her needed vitamins and minerals with some of those steals. May your howlidays be furry and bright. <3

  15. Frankie and Ernie says

    December 24, 2014 at 3:33 pm

    WE are RED FACE EMBARRASSED to admit it…. butt YES, we SANG it and we LAUGHED all the way through…

    MERRY CHRISTMAS….

  16. Jan K says

    December 24, 2014 at 7:19 pm

    Ha ha, that was great!! The Gas-X at the end….perfect. I kind of half sung, half read it. Hope you are enjoying your Christmas Eve!

  17. slimdoggy says

    December 25, 2014 at 9:44 am

    You go Delilah! Of course I sang it…not out loud though.

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