When I was a kid we sang this song called “The Farmer in the Dell,” I’m sure you know the song.  The Farmer takes a wife, the wife takes a child…etc and on down the line until the cat takes the rat/mouse (depending on who’s singing it.)

We had an instance in our house, where the dog took the mouse. 

UM yeah, you read that right.  The dog took the mouse.

Ollie (our daughter Lynn’s cat) caught a mouse in the house.  Lynn is a big animal lover.  She wanted to save the mouse from the double paws and gnashing teeth of death, so she took the mouse away from the cat.  On her way out of the house, she decided to show Mike (yes, she named the mouse) to my mother. 

As mother, Sampson and Ollie gathered around,  Lynn opened her hands to expose the mouse;  Mike mustering all the courage his little mouse heart had, decided he would rather take his chances in the wilds of Stone Manor, than in Lynn’s hands and made a break for it.  He put his little paws together and with perfect form, dived out of Lynn’s hands.  Sampson being ever the opportunist and very good at catching things mid-air snagged the mouse.  There stood Sampson, mouse tail hanging out of his mouth, jaws clamped shut.

Lynn grabbed a hold of Sampson and tried to open his mouth, but Sampson wouldn’t give up his prize.  Lynn had her arms wrapped around Sampson’s neck begging and pleading with him to give her the mouse.  Nope, not happening.  Finally mother remembered the command and shouted “Drop it!”

Sampson dropped the mouse and Mike made a run for the safe haven under the couch.

Lynn was in a panic!  Ollie was on the hunt for the mouse and Sampson was prepared to eat the mouse, then Delilah decided she wanted a piece of the action.  So now Lynn had a cat, two dogs and a mouse all congregated in the same area.  Throw my mother into the mix and you have the closest idea of chaos you can possibly imagine.

Leaving mother to keep an eye on the mouse under the couch, Lynn took Ollie and locked him in her bedroom; then she let Sampson and Delilah outside and finally (don’t ask me how) caught the mouse and removed him to the great outdoors.

Regretfully, despite all Lynn’s attempts to save Mike; it wasn’t meant to be, apparently his injuries,  whether from Ollie or Sampson were too severe and he died on the side of the driveway.

R.I.P. Mike.

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